Trump is a pussy.
Elon is a pussy.
Rogan is a pussy.
Vance is a pussy.

Googling if Vegas has odds on whether or not my parents will get their Social Security checks this month. Ima make sure they get the money one way or another.

Tonight at the Hollywood Improv I'm hosting the 7:30pm show in the Lab! The lineup is awesome! Come out for a laugh before we all cry when Conclave wins best picture tomorrow.
Tix: bit.ly/ImprovMarch1

I don’t think the U.S. Army Choir was trolling Trump. Here’s why part 1

Brainstorming names for the coming U.S. Revolution and think these are fitting and also fun! ⬇️

American Revolution: The Reboot

American Revolution: Turbo Charged

2 American 2 Revolution

American Revolution: Facist Drift

American Revolution: The Sequel

American Revolution (2025)

Apple needs to add the upside down American flag emoji ASAP