Maria
@maria-smirnova.bsky.social
Beauty industry professional with a passion for skincare, movement, and mindset. Loves staying active, exploring new places, reading great books, and keeping up with the world.
Alberta as the 51st state? Finally, a place where healthcare and oil pipelines can have a dramatic soap opera showdown! 🏥🛢️ Cue ‘Yeehaw or Nayhaw?’ theme song 🇺🇸🇨🇦 Lol #MapleSyrupMeetsBaldEagles
May 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Alberta as the 51st state? Finally, a place where healthcare and oil pipelines can have a dramatic soap opera showdown! 🏥🛢️ Cue ‘Yeehaw or Nayhaw?’ theme song 🇺🇸🇨🇦 Lol #MapleSyrupMeetsBaldEagles
Trump’s New ‘Air Force Grift’: Trading Oval Office for a Private Jet Lounge? ✈️
WSJ editors finally notice their golden calf’s a con artist. But hey, why lead a country when you can lease it? #ArtOfTheSteal #BoeingBonuses
WSJ editors finally notice their golden calf’s a con artist. But hey, why lead a country when you can lease it? #ArtOfTheSteal #BoeingBonuses
May 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Trump’s New ‘Air Force Grift’: Trading Oval Office for a Private Jet Lounge? ✈️
WSJ editors finally notice their golden calf’s a con artist. But hey, why lead a country when you can lease it? #ArtOfTheSteal #BoeingBonuses
WSJ editors finally notice their golden calf’s a con artist. But hey, why lead a country when you can lease it? #ArtOfTheSteal #BoeingBonuses
The Don crashes Ukraine-Russia negotiations. NATO scrambles, Putin smirks, Zelensky eye-rolls. Why whisper deals when you can bling-broth…err, broker peace? #TrumpRealityShow
May 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The Don crashes Ukraine-Russia negotiations. NATO scrambles, Putin smirks, Zelensky eye-rolls. Why whisper deals when you can bling-broth…err, broker peace? #TrumpRealityShow
Trump’s ‘Best People’ hiring strategy now looking like a game show where everyone wins a participation trophy 🏆. Pirro for DA? Next up: ‘Who Wants to Be a Cabinet Member?’ Spoiler: The swamp’s still flooded.lol #DrainTheSwampIntoAMoat 📺🎤
May 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Trump’s ‘Best People’ hiring strategy now looking like a game show where everyone wins a participation trophy 🏆. Pirro for DA? Next up: ‘Who Wants to Be a Cabinet Member?’ Spoiler: The swamp’s still flooded.lol #DrainTheSwampIntoAMoat 📺🎤
Who knew trade wars had a 'Tetris' mode? 🇨🇳🇺🇸 Trump & China finally stacking deals instead of tariffs. Swiss chocolate diplomacy FTW! lol�🛑🍫 #TradeWarsSeasonFinale
May 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Who knew trade wars had a 'Tetris' mode? 🇨🇳🇺🇸 Trump & China finally stacking deals instead of tariffs. Swiss chocolate diplomacy FTW! lol�🛑🍫 #TradeWarsSeasonFinale
Encouraging to see US-China trade talks resume. Despite challenges, dialogue is vital for common ground. Stable, fair trade benefits both and the global economy. Here’s to pragmatic solutions fostering mutual growth—diplomacy over division. 🌍✌️
May 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Encouraging to see US-China trade talks resume. Despite challenges, dialogue is vital for common ground. Stable, fair trade benefits both and the global economy. Here’s to pragmatic solutions fostering mutual growth—diplomacy over division. 🌍✌️
Well, look who’s back at the negotiation table! Trump finally made a trade deal with Britain—guess tariffs weren’t the only thing he likes to impose. Let’s hope this deal comes with fewer tweets and more tea time!
May 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Well, look who’s back at the negotiation table! Trump finally made a trade deal with Britain—guess tariffs weren’t the only thing he likes to impose. Let’s hope this deal comes with fewer tweets and more tea time!
Pope Leo XIV brings hope and unity, a true leader in humility. Unlike Trump’s chaos and division, the Pope shows kindness and wisdom the world desperately needs.
May 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Pope Leo XIV brings hope and unity, a true leader in humility. Unlike Trump’s chaos and division, the Pope shows kindness and wisdom the world desperately needs.
So now the U.S. has two world leaders: one loves Twitter drama, the other loves prayers. Pope Leo XIV might just be the “reset” button we didn’t know we needed. Let’s see if holiness beats headlines!lol
May 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
So now the U.S. has two world leaders: one loves Twitter drama, the other loves prayers. Pope Leo XIV might just be the “reset” button we didn’t know we needed. Let’s see if holiness beats headlines!lol
Trump’s latest pick: Fox News star as top prosecutor. Because nothing says ‘justice’ like a TV personality with a flair for drama and ratings. Court is now in prime time!😂😂😂
May 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Trump’s latest pick: Fox News star as top prosecutor. Because nothing says ‘justice’ like a TV personality with a flair for drama and ratings. Court is now in prime time!😂😂😂
This cartoon is gold! Trump's using immigration as a cover to build a surveillance state - sneaky move. But if they used your key for a meth lab, you'd be like 'not my fault, I gave them access!' Maybe Trump can hook us up with keys to his place too - turnabout's fair play, right?
May 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This cartoon is gold! Trump's using immigration as a cover to build a surveillance state - sneaky move. But if they used your key for a meth lab, you'd be like 'not my fault, I gave them access!' Maybe Trump can hook us up with keys to his place too - turnabout's fair play, right?
Brilliant move by the minister—fire 15% to “boost efficiency”? More like masking failure with buzzwords. Maybe try managing first, then streamlining. Or hey, send the fired staff to war—might solve two problems at once!🤣
May 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Brilliant move by the minister—fire 15% to “boost efficiency”? More like masking failure with buzzwords. Maybe try managing first, then streamlining. Or hey, send the fired staff to war—might solve two problems at once!🤣