Miss Margo
@margoadler.bsky.social
Recovering alcoholic, traveler, failed academic. Experienced prodomme. Submissive for the rare exceptional man.
Now I'm watching "Murder in Monaco" while I clean and I'm sorry, but I just can't bring myself to care about an old billionaire banker, living in MONACO, who had a staff of 25 security guards.
NOBODY INNOCENT has 25 security guards.
NOBODY INNOCENT has 25 security guards.
December 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Now I'm watching "Murder in Monaco" while I clean and I'm sorry, but I just can't bring myself to care about an old billionaire banker, living in MONACO, who had a staff of 25 security guards.
NOBODY INNOCENT has 25 security guards.
NOBODY INNOCENT has 25 security guards.
People writing "He took away our SuperSize option!" If it's that important to you, just order another side of fries, and get another tanker of Coke. McDonald's ain't going to stop you. It's disgusting food and yes, you should feel bad about eating it multiple times per week.
December 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
People writing "He took away our SuperSize option!" If it's that important to you, just order another side of fries, and get another tanker of Coke. McDonald's ain't going to stop you. It's disgusting food and yes, you should feel bad about eating it multiple times per week.
Can't believe so many people are piling on Morgan Spurlock for being an alcoholic in "Supersize Me." Newsflash: an alcoholic does not owe it to EVERYONE IN THE WORLD that they are afflicted, and every MD in the world will tell you that eating fast food regularly is bad for you.
December 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Can't believe so many people are piling on Morgan Spurlock for being an alcoholic in "Supersize Me." Newsflash: an alcoholic does not owe it to EVERYONE IN THE WORLD that they are afflicted, and every MD in the world will tell you that eating fast food regularly is bad for you.
It frustrates me when I hear military recruiters tell teenagers that the military will prepare them for civilian jobs. It did nothing of the sort for anyone I knew.
Tank crewman? What are you going to do, get shot out of a cannon in the circus?
Tank crewman? What are you going to do, get shot out of a cannon in the circus?
December 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It frustrates me when I hear military recruiters tell teenagers that the military will prepare them for civilian jobs. It did nothing of the sort for anyone I knew.
Tank crewman? What are you going to do, get shot out of a cannon in the circus?
Tank crewman? What are you going to do, get shot out of a cannon in the circus?
But also: you don't deserve to kill yourself because you cheat. Or just want to cheat. Or are just curious and hope to flirt with someone.
December 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
But also: you don't deserve to kill yourself because you cheat. Or just want to cheat. Or are just curious and hope to flirt with someone.
A Netflix documentary about Ashley Madison. I belonged for two weeks thinking I could get clients (no luck, super trashy experience). I can't believe these dumbasses were stupid enough to give their real names and billing information.
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
A Netflix documentary about Ashley Madison. I belonged for two weeks thinking I could get clients (no luck, super trashy experience). I can't believe these dumbasses were stupid enough to give their real names and billing information.
The wind is just HOWLING outside and I ran outside to feel it. It is so beautiful. So powerful.
I just wish it would also rain.
I just wish it would also rain.
December 17, 2025 at 10:22 AM
The wind is just HOWLING outside and I ran outside to feel it. It is so beautiful. So powerful.
I just wish it would also rain.
I just wish it would also rain.
I am going to make this grilled cheese. I am probably going to die.
It takes so much effort. So much. The tinnitus. And I can't see out.
It takes so much effort. So much. The tinnitus. And I can't see out.
December 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I am going to make this grilled cheese. I am probably going to die.
It takes so much effort. So much. The tinnitus. And I can't see out.
It takes so much effort. So much. The tinnitus. And I can't see out.
Okay. It is time to make a grilled cheese.
This will take huge huge effort. Pray for me.
This will take huge huge effort. Pray for me.
December 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Okay. It is time to make a grilled cheese.
This will take huge huge effort. Pray for me.
This will take huge huge effort. Pray for me.
Okay. I am going to attempt to make a grilled cheese. This will take Herculean effort. I have American cheese, which is trash except for the melting factor. Then sharp cheddar. Then pepper jack.
This is going to be a Mount Everest activity.
I have no hot sauce, which is a tragedy.
This is going to be a Mount Everest activity.
I have no hot sauce, which is a tragedy.
December 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Okay. I am going to attempt to make a grilled cheese. This will take Herculean effort. I have American cheese, which is trash except for the melting factor. Then sharp cheddar. Then pepper jack.
This is going to be a Mount Everest activity.
I have no hot sauce, which is a tragedy.
This is going to be a Mount Everest activity.
I have no hot sauce, which is a tragedy.
Watching "Gorillas in the Mist" on YouTube and doing a workout.
These creatures are absolutely huge. But not nasty mean like chimps. More gentle.
They eat vegetables. How can they get that size, eating only vegetables. That's what I do when I want to lose weight.
These creatures are absolutely huge. But not nasty mean like chimps. More gentle.
They eat vegetables. How can they get that size, eating only vegetables. That's what I do when I want to lose weight.
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Watching "Gorillas in the Mist" on YouTube and doing a workout.
These creatures are absolutely huge. But not nasty mean like chimps. More gentle.
They eat vegetables. How can they get that size, eating only vegetables. That's what I do when I want to lose weight.
These creatures are absolutely huge. But not nasty mean like chimps. More gentle.
They eat vegetables. How can they get that size, eating only vegetables. That's what I do when I want to lose weight.
Why can herbivores be so much bigger than carnivores? Veggies just don't have many calories. Look at a cow, elephant, or giraffe. A horse. I don't understand how that works, metabolically.
December 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Why can herbivores be so much bigger than carnivores? Veggies just don't have many calories. Look at a cow, elephant, or giraffe. A horse. I don't understand how that works, metabolically.
Now they are gone. No more fruit flies. It happened overnight. Yesterday, there were fruit flies. Now, I can't see any anywhere. Where did they go? I don't imagine they have a long lifespan. But did they just fuck off to Maui for retirement or what?
December 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Now they are gone. No more fruit flies. It happened overnight. Yesterday, there were fruit flies. Now, I can't see any anywhere. Where did they go? I don't imagine they have a long lifespan. But did they just fuck off to Maui for retirement or what?
I don't understand. I have had a fruit fly infestation for weeks. It was driving me insane. It was gross.
I got the traps, which helped a little, but they were still there. Then I got pesticides and sprayed the shit out of them and then I poured boiling water and more pesticides down the sink.
I got the traps, which helped a little, but they were still there. Then I got pesticides and sprayed the shit out of them and then I poured boiling water and more pesticides down the sink.
December 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I don't understand. I have had a fruit fly infestation for weeks. It was driving me insane. It was gross.
I got the traps, which helped a little, but they were still there. Then I got pesticides and sprayed the shit out of them and then I poured boiling water and more pesticides down the sink.
I got the traps, which helped a little, but they were still there. Then I got pesticides and sprayed the shit out of them and then I poured boiling water and more pesticides down the sink.
I got a pineapple and raspberries and ice cream and I just could not be happier.
THANK YOU to the fellow who bought me Amazon gifts, so I could make this purchase. ❤️
THANK YOU to the fellow who bought me Amazon gifts, so I could make this purchase. ❤️
December 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I got a pineapple and raspberries and ice cream and I just could not be happier.
THANK YOU to the fellow who bought me Amazon gifts, so I could make this purchase. ❤️
THANK YOU to the fellow who bought me Amazon gifts, so I could make this purchase. ❤️
OMG. This goofball. I love her.
This is Millie. She just learned how to sled. Hopes you brought a second land frisbee, because she will not be taking turns. 13/10 (TT: millietheredlab)
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
OMG. This goofball. I love her.
President Trump just does not look healthy. I am not am MD and can't diagnose shit, but his skin is AWFUL and he's morbidly obese and his teeth need work.
December 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
President Trump just does not look healthy. I am not am MD and can't diagnose shit, but his skin is AWFUL and he's morbidly obese and his teeth need work.
We are also going to a rehab. I need to stay sober but I just can't do it on my own and AA is not enough. It's not far away. Just two miles? I can drive, or even walk.
Grateful that I am still ambulatory.
Grateful that I am still ambulatory.
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
We are also going to a rehab. I need to stay sober but I just can't do it on my own and AA is not enough. It's not far away. Just two miles? I can drive, or even walk.
Grateful that I am still ambulatory.
Grateful that I am still ambulatory.
My Momma called. She went grocery shopping today and bought extra food for me. She will drop it off tomorrow morning and said, "We can do your floors together!"
Nobody loves you like your Mom.
Nobody loves you like your Mom.
December 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My Momma called. She went grocery shopping today and bought extra food for me. She will drop it off tomorrow morning and said, "We can do your floors together!"
Nobody loves you like your Mom.
Nobody loves you like your Mom.
I am watching a show where this woman was beat to a pulp on many occasions. The photos are horrific. She finally left and of course, he went nuts. Trained boxer. The police knew and did fuck all. Her only way out was to move cross-country or kill him in his sleep with a hammer.
December 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I am watching a show where this woman was beat to a pulp on many occasions. The photos are horrific. She finally left and of course, he went nuts. Trained boxer. The police knew and did fuck all. Her only way out was to move cross-country or kill him in his sleep with a hammer.
How come if you beat the shit out of a complete stranger on the street, you're going away for years, but if you do it to your WIFE, you're out in days? And only get a few months?
December 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
How come if you beat the shit out of a complete stranger on the street, you're going away for years, but if you do it to your WIFE, you're out in days? And only get a few months?
It rained for five minutes and I missed it. I am gonna cry. And it's almost Christmas and it hasn't snowed ONCE. All that I want is some fooking snow and to walk around in a blizzard.
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It rained for five minutes and I missed it. I am gonna cry. And it's almost Christmas and it hasn't snowed ONCE. All that I want is some fooking snow and to walk around in a blizzard.
Queens is criminally underrated. It's beautiful and full of PROUD people. All the love goes to Manhattan and Brooklyn, but Queens is pretty awesome, too, once you get out and explore it.
December 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Queens is criminally underrated. It's beautiful and full of PROUD people. All the love goes to Manhattan and Brooklyn, but Queens is pretty awesome, too, once you get out and explore it.
It's 2 AM, and I can't sleep AGAIN.
December 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
It's 2 AM, and I can't sleep AGAIN.
I remember an obsession with cooking books. Reading them. Pictures of food. Fantasizing about food.
It was exactly the same as the Minnesota Starvation Experiment (WWII).
But I can feel the restlessness. The surge to eat goes before the end.
It was exactly the same as the Minnesota Starvation Experiment (WWII).
But I can feel the restlessness. The surge to eat goes before the end.
December 16, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I remember an obsession with cooking books. Reading them. Pictures of food. Fantasizing about food.
It was exactly the same as the Minnesota Starvation Experiment (WWII).
But I can feel the restlessness. The surge to eat goes before the end.
It was exactly the same as the Minnesota Starvation Experiment (WWII).
But I can feel the restlessness. The surge to eat goes before the end.