Hi, what the fuck does this mean.

I’m tired and it’s 2 am what does this mean.

I once used the weird “chick-pea” pasta we’d had in the pantry for a while bc I was like “fuck it, healthy pasta”, yeah so all of it turned into a terrible mushy lump of ass that tasted like it was screaming slurs at my tongue.

Never again.

I just failed at making scrambled eggs so me please

It’ll be back, it just needs a good jog

Well did it work

It can have a little bit of an existential crisis, as a treat

I’m browsing the feeds and I fear I have scared them off cause they ain’t there 😔💅

I had a similar thing, I was like “this shampoo makes my scalp itchy and bleed :(“ and then it struck me… I was allergic to something in it.
Twenty minutes of googling later I narrowed the ingredient down to DMDM Hydantoin.

Me when I’m laying on the floor and a huge ass hand pokes me

Lord have mercy 😍

Hes being thanos snapped 😔💔

mmmmmmmm website moment