Mary
@marebearlive.bsky.social
“Furnace with legs. Scoops food out of a bag well. Never calls you by your real name. Loud.”
-My dogs
-My dogs
And now welcome to the stage, Ginger Rail!
February 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
And now welcome to the stage, Ginger Rail!
The M in Mary actually stands for mediocre
January 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The M in Mary actually stands for mediocre
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New year, same gaslighting turkeys
January 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
New year, same gaslighting turkeys
The only thing I know for sure is I want a salad with grilled chicken
December 18, 2024 at 10:02 PM
The only thing I know for sure is I want a salad with grilled chicken
Thank god I have therapy tomorrow because I’m actually starting to get super obsessed with the cheekbone accentuation gifted to me by my weekend stomach bug
December 15, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Thank god I have therapy tomorrow because I’m actually starting to get super obsessed with the cheekbone accentuation gifted to me by my weekend stomach bug
An assistant with pockets is dangerous
December 10, 2024 at 7:54 PM
An assistant with pockets is dangerous
Crunk that soldier boy
Cranked that soldier boy
Crinked that soldier boy
Crinkled that soldier boy
Crankled that soldier boy
Crackled that soldier boy
Cranked that soldier boy
Crinked that soldier boy
Crinkled that soldier boy
Crankled that soldier boy
Crackled that soldier boy
December 5, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Crunk that soldier boy
Cranked that soldier boy
Crinked that soldier boy
Crinkled that soldier boy
Crankled that soldier boy
Crackled that soldier boy
Cranked that soldier boy
Crinked that soldier boy
Crinkled that soldier boy
Crankled that soldier boy
Crackled that soldier boy
My uncle: TV shows are not what they used to be. There is NOTHING good to watch anymore. Everything on tv is filth.
Me: Yeah, really is a shame. I simply spend my days staring at the wall and thinking. OOF 😮💨
Me: Yeah, really is a shame. I simply spend my days staring at the wall and thinking. OOF 😮💨
November 29, 2024 at 6:50 AM
My uncle: TV shows are not what they used to be. There is NOTHING good to watch anymore. Everything on tv is filth.
Me: Yeah, really is a shame. I simply spend my days staring at the wall and thinking. OOF 😮💨
Me: Yeah, really is a shame. I simply spend my days staring at the wall and thinking. OOF 😮💨
My upcoming paycheck knowing it’s immediately going to Christmas presents and seeing Wicked 25 more times
two men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a jersey that says ato tero
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a jersey that says ato tero
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2024 at 4:32 PM
My upcoming paycheck knowing it’s immediately going to Christmas presents and seeing Wicked 25 more times
Today I meditated to Gustav Holst’s “The Planets” because I’m apparently trying to find out what the adult version of being shoved in a locker is.
November 24, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Today I meditated to Gustav Holst’s “The Planets” because I’m apparently trying to find out what the adult version of being shoved in a locker is.
“Every so often we long to steal to the land of what-might-have-been, but that doesn't soften the ache we feel when reality sets back in.”
Stephen Schwartz, you talented bastard
Stephen Schwartz, you talented bastard
November 22, 2024 at 5:14 PM
“Every so often we long to steal to the land of what-might-have-been, but that doesn't soften the ache we feel when reality sets back in.”
Stephen Schwartz, you talented bastard
Stephen Schwartz, you talented bastard
If you’re withholding cookies from me, we are not friends.
November 21, 2024 at 9:04 PM
If you’re withholding cookies from me, we are not friends.
Please stop using the word “nurture” around me. Thanks
November 19, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Please stop using the word “nurture” around me. Thanks
I hate to sound crazy, but the feeling they used to tell us was a “Jesus high” when I was a C*tholic kid going to retreats is the same feeling I get after therapy. I’m starting to wonder if maybe we just all like to be told we matter. Idk! Just a thought!
November 19, 2024 at 1:41 AM
I hate to sound crazy, but the feeling they used to tell us was a “Jesus high” when I was a C*tholic kid going to retreats is the same feeling I get after therapy. I’m starting to wonder if maybe we just all like to be told we matter. Idk! Just a thought!
Y’all ever think about Garnier Fructis?
What does that shit even mean?
What does that shit even mean?
November 17, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Y’all ever think about Garnier Fructis?
What does that shit even mean?
What does that shit even mean?
‼️BREAKING NEWS‼️:
Everyone HAS to be nice to me today.
No word yet on why this bold new decree has been made. Sources do say it’s, “In the public’s best interest. Pinky swear.” Local government officials also said if you have any further questions, please give your mom a call at 1-800-Contacts
Everyone HAS to be nice to me today.
No word yet on why this bold new decree has been made. Sources do say it’s, “In the public’s best interest. Pinky swear.” Local government officials also said if you have any further questions, please give your mom a call at 1-800-Contacts
November 16, 2024 at 5:57 PM
‼️BREAKING NEWS‼️:
Everyone HAS to be nice to me today.
No word yet on why this bold new decree has been made. Sources do say it’s, “In the public’s best interest. Pinky swear.” Local government officials also said if you have any further questions, please give your mom a call at 1-800-Contacts
Everyone HAS to be nice to me today.
No word yet on why this bold new decree has been made. Sources do say it’s, “In the public’s best interest. Pinky swear.” Local government officials also said if you have any further questions, please give your mom a call at 1-800-Contacts
When people who voted for that egomaniac bigot post about it, they should be thanking god that I don’t have a short fuse. Would have called a looot of people a bitch by now…publicly…several times
November 15, 2024 at 7:08 PM
When people who voted for that egomaniac bigot post about it, they should be thanking god that I don’t have a short fuse. Would have called a looot of people a bitch by now…publicly…several times
I am a slut for a confirmation e-mail
November 15, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I am a slut for a confirmation e-mail