"This is not the left wing party you are looking for."

I'd also like to hear the expert opinion of Wayne Rooney.

You can't have enough retired footballer/unsuccessful manager/TV pundit advice in my view.

Thank god that Zack has a finely detailed and balanced economic plan to back up this statement with.

He is a serious politician, after all.

My 70s car chat:
'Is that the choke?'
'Do you need a push?'
'Have you tried hitting the starter with a hammer?'
'Where's the jump leads?'
'Rust-eater and waxoyl.'
'It's overheating again.'
'Where's the box of spares?'
'I do my own servicing.'

It's like the old joke of walking into a cooperative business and asking to speak to the manager.

Then waiting while they call a staff meeting to mandate a spokesperson.

I'll take the Paqueta red card as a consolation prize.

As I said to the other 'yawn' poster, I stood by Farke from Day 1 until last week. Now I don't. It's a valid opinion.

But well done with the GIF.

I've championed Farke from Day 1 until last week. Now I don't. It's a valid opinion.

But well done with the emoji.

We need a manager with sufficient gravity.

Ha! Those canapes won't serve themselves.

'Visit Lancashire' has a page for all the county-wide celebrations.

There's an Italian restaurant in Gisburn offering 3 courses and a glass of fizz for £40.

That's it.

Small county.

www.visitlancashire.com/whats-on/lan...

In the UK all our 15 national parks are free to visit (Americans included). You might have to pay for car parking.

There are over 400 other Nat Parks across Europe.

I've seen posts saying that other countries charge similar fees to the new US NPS rates. This is nonsense.

www.nationalparks.uk

I get lots of film posts but just people posting a film title/still of old films we've all seen anyway saying something dim like 'love this' or 'must see'.

I keep pressing 'less like this' but to no effect.

Palestine 36 - Sad, brilliant
The Choral - OK, not Bennett's best
Mastermind - Don't bother

'Unsung hero' get's carried away with Reform 'energy and insurgency'.

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