marcuswrath
@marcuswrath.bsky.social
Seafood. Music. Laughs. Tries to say only nice things. Even though do, or do not. There is no try.
I’m sitting co close to you!!
September 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’m sitting co close to you!!
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a violent hell-hole it is
August 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a violent hell-hole it is
Was at the show so missed this, but I can’t resist posting Mr Tuxedo (Tux, to his friends and family)
July 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Was at the show so missed this, but I can’t resist posting Mr Tuxedo (Tux, to his friends and family)
Read the fucking book!!
July 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Read the fucking book!!
I didn’t think I’d be this psyched about the old lineup
July 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I didn’t think I’d be this psyched about the old lineup
Phish hot take: Parking lots suck. I’m gonna wander inside shortly after doors and enjoy my pregame with concessions, proper seating and facilities, and vibes that only climb.
July 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Phish hot take: Parking lots suck. I’m gonna wander inside shortly after doors and enjoy my pregame with concessions, proper seating and facilities, and vibes that only climb.
Quote skeet with a pic of you from the 1980’s.
June 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Quote skeet with a pic of you from the 1980’s.
This black light poster adorns the wall of the game/movie room of the VRBO we booked for spring break in AZ. Off to a perfect start. #jimhenson
April 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This black light poster adorns the wall of the game/movie room of the VRBO we booked for spring break in AZ. Off to a perfect start. #jimhenson
The deflated eyeballs really did a number on me at the time
April 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The deflated eyeballs really did a number on me at the time
March 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Life advice for these troubled times, courtesy of my koozie collection.
March 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Life advice for these troubled times, courtesy of my koozie collection.
NOAA solidarity rally is kicking off in Silver Spring! #noaa #democracy
February 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
NOAA solidarity rally is kicking off in Silver Spring! #noaa #democracy
Would someone please tell Mr. Tuxedo to chill the fuck out? It’s only 7:24 and he eats dinner at 7:30. #prettysureimalpha
January 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Would someone please tell Mr. Tuxedo to chill the fuck out? It’s only 7:24 and he eats dinner at 7:30. #prettysureimalpha
I put this on a kids plate at 1:45 AM so it wouldn’t fuck with my A1C
January 1, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I put this on a kids plate at 1:45 AM so it wouldn’t fuck with my A1C
Wish I had a sharpie, I’d write “Jah” on all of these and then befriend all of the cool swim parents who laugh, and avoid the ones who act annoyed or confused.
December 5, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Wish I had a sharpie, I’d write “Jah” on all of these and then befriend all of the cool swim parents who laugh, and avoid the ones who act annoyed or confused.
This Mondegreen rooster is perched on top of a corner bookshelf at my sister in law’s place. No one else has noticed.
November 28, 2024 at 8:59 PM
This Mondegreen rooster is perched on top of a corner bookshelf at my sister in law’s place. No one else has noticed.
Man, I thought for sure my turkey call would propel The Gobblers to victory but we're getting smoked.
November 28, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Man, I thought for sure my turkey call would propel The Gobblers to victory but we're getting smoked.
Product endorsement time! I was skeptical of this stuff, but my 14 year old sneaker-head sprays it on all of her new kicks and today it saved us the cost of a replacement pair after our Great Dane had a reversal of fortune all over a pair of custom dunks.
November 25, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Product endorsement time! I was skeptical of this stuff, but my 14 year old sneaker-head sprays it on all of her new kicks and today it saved us the cost of a replacement pair after our Great Dane had a reversal of fortune all over a pair of custom dunks.
John Oliver once said the four worst things that can happen to you as a parent are: the loss of a child, something awful happened to your child, waking to the realization that your child hates you for who you are, and having a child that’s good at swimming. Anyway, good morning.
November 22, 2024 at 10:26 AM
John Oliver once said the four worst things that can happen to you as a parent are: the loss of a child, something awful happened to your child, waking to the realization that your child hates you for who you are, and having a child that’s good at swimming. Anyway, good morning.