Marcus Thomas
marcusthomas.bsky.social
Marcus Thomas
@marcusthomas.bsky.social
I maybe going crazy here, but is “Which is a bummer” the greatest punchline of all time?
August 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Were you sent here by the devil?

Yes
July 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Who would have thought that two malignant narcissists would fall out?
a man says who would have thought in front of a framed picture
Alt: a man says who would have thought in front of a framed picture
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June 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
They’re really willing… to just sacrifice this guy… to avoid admitting a mistake. This level of evil is almost beyond comprehension.
April 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Monstrous.
April 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I know that this kind of cruelty is commonplace now, but even so, this is monstrous.
March 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Being Natasha Lyonne
February 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I love how he seemed to be discovering his own stories as he made them. Almost as if he didn’t know where they were going either, but was hell-bent on following the breadcrumbs that his own brain had left him, or divining the path based on the vibrations all around him. Truly unique.
January 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
When
You want
The flavour of bacon in a dip

- The Pumaman
July 12, 2024 at 2:20 PM