Mr. Beans
@marcusthegun.bsky.social
When i go camping, it's in tents
My nut is sacking and my ass is cracking
March 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
My nut is sacking and my ass is cracking
Asking my munchkins for a blumpkin
March 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Asking my munchkins for a blumpkin
I strap in to shit
February 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I strap in to shit
A turd in the hand is worth two in the tush
February 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A turd in the hand is worth two in the tush
Just rubbed one in
February 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Just rubbed one in
Grandma got run over by a train, dear
February 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Grandma got run over by a train, dear
Haven't sprung into action in a while. Might change that.
February 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Haven't sprung into action in a while. Might change that.
I just engulfed a crispy bread. My winter yield has been plentiful. The tides are turning for little old me
February 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I just engulfed a crispy bread. My winter yield has been plentiful. The tides are turning for little old me
Just a city girl. Born to man the trebuchet
February 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Just a city girl. Born to man the trebuchet
Why are you as a grown man sitting down criss-cross applesauce feeding me grapes while sensually calling me "my liege"
February 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Why are you as a grown man sitting down criss-cross applesauce feeding me grapes while sensually calling me "my liege"
My house was built on the remains of a penis enlargement clinic and none of the ghosts can fly because they keep getting weighed down
February 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
My house was built on the remains of a penis enlargement clinic and none of the ghosts can fly because they keep getting weighed down
Turns out sir Lythander doth not have a jaw carved in stone. He is born of lies. He hath been mewing
February 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Turns out sir Lythander doth not have a jaw carved in stone. He is born of lies. He hath been mewing
Lifting in the morning is so much better than lifting in Randy's bedroom gym at night
February 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Lifting in the morning is so much better than lifting in Randy's bedroom gym at night
Just got husky. Growed larger.
February 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Just got husky. Growed larger.
Fuck it, feeling juicy
February 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Fuck it, feeling juicy
Time to regenerate the drafts
February 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Time to regenerate the drafts
Already have porn bots following me 👍🏻
November 19, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Already have porn bots following me 👍🏻