I got a pair 4 months ago. I've worn them more or less every day and they look brand new. Got a jumper from them too and that's also ace

Please tell me there's someone with a string of onions around their neck

You were looking for your good reading glasses

Weirdly a mate of mine just put that message word for word in a WhatsApp group I'm in. What are the chances!?

I can no longer remember what I've said or just thought or even half thought