Marcus, but brown(er)
@marcusbrownbear.bsky.social
(Muted because I under estimated how loud the washing machine was. 😔)
October 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
(Muted because I under estimated how loud the washing machine was. 😔)
Not to brag or anything, but my last diaper was such a messy disaster that changing it legit gave me a headache.
September 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Not to brag or anything, but my last diaper was such a messy disaster that changing it legit gave me a headache.
The sheer audacity of my body to make a *perfect* mush right before daycare leaving me with only enough time to clean myself up. 😭
September 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
The sheer audacity of my body to make a *perfect* mush right before daycare leaving me with only enough time to clean myself up. 😭
Reposted by Marcus, but brown(er)
Yours may be the cutest but mine STINKS more!
August 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Yours may be the cutest but mine STINKS more!
Gonna shitpost my way through BFC envy, and I don’t mean hypothetically.
September 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Gonna shitpost my way through BFC envy, and I don’t mean hypothetically.
I am fucking Nostradamus
September 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I am fucking Nostradamus
I’ve yet to have a mess breach the rear waistband. I view this as an aspiration, not a failure.
September 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I’ve yet to have a mess breach the rear waistband. I view this as an aspiration, not a failure.
I should get out of the habit of saying diaper and speak in my mother tongue…
Cor blimey, I’ve gone an proper mucked me nappy guv’nor.
Ere, sort us art with a fresh ‘un would ya mate?
Cor blimey, I’ve gone an proper mucked me nappy guv’nor.
Ere, sort us art with a fresh ‘un would ya mate?
September 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I should get out of the habit of saying diaper and speak in my mother tongue…
Cor blimey, I’ve gone an proper mucked me nappy guv’nor.
Ere, sort us art with a fresh ‘un would ya mate?
Cor blimey, I’ve gone an proper mucked me nappy guv’nor.
Ere, sort us art with a fresh ‘un would ya mate?
Heck, I’ll be brave here.
September 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Heck, I’ll be brave here.
