Twenty years ago today I walked across the stage and proudly accepted a diploma from Harvard University, a day I'll never forget. I was promptly tackled by security and charged with trespassing, but man, what a moment.

They said don't give up on your dreams so I went back to bed.

I'm honored to share a birthday with you sir.

My favorite love songs:

I'd like to get to know you - Spanky and our gang

Just my Imagination - The Temptations

Dreaming - Blondie

Lay, Lady, Lay - Bob Dylan

You Are So Beautiful - sung by Joe Cocker
With Nicky Hopkins on piano

What are yours?

I once had a psychic girlfriend. She left me before we met.

Release the Gaetz report.

Pass it on.

nope, dave is still not here I said to the multiverse hopping intergalactic police that suddenly appeared in my living room with guns drawn

My desire to stay well informed is at odds with my desire to stay sane.