ernie
marcrux.bsky.social
ernie
@marcrux.bsky.social
she/her, 21+
cleared every single location in the main game and dlcs and it took until the very last one to unlock the slutty murder armour. ubisoft when I catch you!!

also he is so much less hot without the beard and long hair, I refuse to entertain that as an option
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I love video games
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
lrp that is my wol's entire personality alas. she dumb
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
ooh I love this idea! this meme but with ruse and the oathbreaker knight
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I was just starting to actually enjoy ac origins - bayek remains beautiful, the storyline with him and aya is good, I care a little bit about some side characters - and then I got to this part of the map while going for 100% completion and it feels like ubisoft told me to go fuck myself
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
guys I love him so much. unmatched gameplay to be able to launch a tiny fat horse at my enemies
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
live footage of you complaining to your landlord
October 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
ah yes the five genders
October 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
you ever just look at a screenshot like 'I truly do not know how to explain this game to people'
September 28, 2025 at 9:50 AM
@aquaveil.bsky.social once again begging for your expertise lol. I like using stelle (any path) for just pootling around the world but am starting to struggle in story fights for the first time. is there a reasonably durable team I can cobble together out of these characters that includes tb?
September 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
#hsr doing the penacony sidequests. chadwick and cocona.... man..............
August 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I am regrettably still in the hsr mines (dan heng, kafka, jing yuan, my many beloveds) but v happy about this bit from the ffxiv patch notes as someone who has been backfilled into multiple alliance raids on my first run through
August 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
wait I forgot to attach screenshots. this game is very silly (space train!!) but very good and funny and occasionally devastating, it's my first gacha/hoyo game and I'm surprised by how much fun I'm having. also I rly appreciate the good quality of life features that help you keep track of stuff
July 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I remain bad at updating. anyway:

blue prince

10/10, insanely meticulous game with a staggering puzzle density. getting to room 46 is barely scratching the surface. I still have some trophies to work on but it's such a well-crafted and compelling game, even when some puzzles are too hard for me
June 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
finished ff2! fun but not as good as ff1 imo
- shockingly bleak?? so many dead people, I was v surprised
- I liked the different party members but not having to level up their damage
- blood sword OP lmao, the last boss was a joke with it
- I wish pandae raids had more ff2 callbacks beyond the name
June 26, 2025 at 9:54 AM
it is very time consuming but also think of all the little guys you can befriend!! idk if you've experimented with mods on consol but some are rly good (weightless gold, no cap on inspiration). I am extremely attached to my new beefy tiefling man who has Halsin’s hair lol
May 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
omg yessss please let me lure you both into the bg3 pit. it's such a good game and I'm genuinely so curious about who will be your faves. I will link you to my fave astarion compilation when I'm on my laptop again but in the meantime have an official developer promo tweet :)))
May 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
chicago is pretty great actually
May 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
holiday tiiiime. cannot wait to see how much work I end up doing but in the meantime: yay vacation! PAX this weekend and then off touristing and visiting friends for the next couple of weeks, I'm so excited
May 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
:|
April 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
artoirel: I assure you I am extremely skilled in pleasing my lovers, if you would just consider-

aymeric, thinking solely of estinien's enthusiastic yet deeply questionable efforts at giving head:
April 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
finally doing 7.1 and having a nice time because I am consistently head empty when it comes to ffxiv opinions. I'm so happy to see my idiot catgirl again in cutscenes 😭 I have absolutely no lore for her, she just looks so stupid all the time and I'm so incredibly fond
April 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
finished ff1 and that was really fun! I love how you can breeze through the whole game with boosts then the last boss is like lol. no.

seeing the ffxiv callbacks were super neat (see pics and alt text) and the ending reel genuinely made me tear up a bit thinking about my wol. I had a v nice time!
March 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
powerwash simulator

10/10, flawless game, would powerwash everything in this weird town with its insane lore again.
March 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
case of the golden idol

this was SO good. like obra dinn, it was so satisfying to put all the clues together and the ongoing story threads, both overt and implied, were so so well done. what a game. was less fond of the dlc - bit too dense in places - but I'll definitely try the sequel. 9/10
March 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM