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New York City
New York State
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June 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Y'all, high heels stop being cute or sexy when you don't know how to properly walk in them.

Do yourself a favor and don't if you can't.
May 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I'm drunk
May 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Who all should I follow on this app?
May 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
There's a monthly swinger party here in Fairfield that's kinda chill cause the host makes hella food. Prime rib, turkey, ham, and a bunch of other things including desserts. Open bar with everything.

You don't even have to fuck to have a good time.
May 4, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Do I want or need to keep this app?
May 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Instagram stopped auto flagging my comments for calling people stupid and idiots. Bro, I'm loving this.
April 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Does Gen Z not know what pre-gaming is? They always talk about how bars and shit are so expensive. Like... that's why we all pre-gamed before coming out or snuck in drinks.
April 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Women will go from supporting other women to hating them in the same breath.
March 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
There's a black measuring cup that I literally only use for water when mixing my dogs' food, and I keep it by their food box so I don't have to look around for it.
March 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I had a dream I visited an old friend (and first love) at work, then I remembered she passed away, and was like, "yeah, but if you visit here again at these specific times, I'll be here for you."

And that was sad.

Anyway, woke up with a boner.

Happy Friday.
March 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Why do white people like the beach so much? I don't get it.
March 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I'm crushing so fucking hard on someone from Oakland.
March 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
And how do you tell someone they're being clingy without outright calling them clingy because you know it will hurt their feelings?
February 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I hate when you want to support someone you care about when they're having a hard time in their feels, but you disagree with them.

Like, I simultaneously want to tell them that their feelings are valid and wrong.
February 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I'm at Kaiser in Sacramento getting my routine testing done since it's on the way to work.

Never again.

Why are they doing blood work before urine? I have to fucking pee, man. I came here hydrated and ready to piss, and I've been pacing for, like, 20 minutes now.
February 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Using my Google Maps timeline to figure out the exact dates I hooked up with people years ago.
February 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I don't even know how to respond to someone who says they've been cutting.
February 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
If you can't ask your friends, "smash or pass," are they really your friends?
February 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Robyn and I met a couple, and they immediately invited us to a sex party.
February 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I got a like on Hinge and was excited until I saw her profile.
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February 16, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Beginning to feel like I'm surrounded by people who are all going out of their way to not live in harmony with one another.

This is literally going to kill me.
February 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The Internet always reminds me why I went out of my way to not have friends with similar interests (video games and comic books) when I was in high school.
February 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
As someone who used to work in food service where "closing" meant you didn't get off work until after midnight or later, I have little to no sympathy when people who work in retail complain about "closing" when they get off much earlier and do a lot less than someone working in food service.
February 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Does @bsky.app not allow me to control what notifications get pushed to my device? I don't need to see notifications that someone liked something I posted. If it's not a reply, or maybe a follow, I couldn't care less.

Am I missing something in the settings, or is this an oversight?
February 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM