Show them the Zelda timeline and they will literally die

The thing about the consultants is they're all very bad at their jobs

I try not to share shit from Twitter here but "this guy we all loathe got owned harder than anyone else before him" feels like an acceptable exception.

Had my first "oh maybe it's getting too chilly to go grocery shopping in just shorts and a tank top after the gym" day this weekend

Ah I love this version!

Kate found me the EL&P self-titled for $8 on vinyl the other day. I already have Tarkus, now I just need Brain Salad Surgery

I have said "sorry kids, I can't turn it off" many, many times already

Yeah there's a whole conversation in there about that

We're not doing great, like, societally.

[taps sign]

Well yeah I don't think they did it just twice, that's what the prosecutors have got detailed $/timing totals for and will use that against them. The questions for me are "do they owe someone money?" or "is this their inability to stop riding a gambling high at play?" Or both!

The White Sox should lose more games if they were facing pitchers doing poorly on purpose

Anyway it's cool when trust can be eroded because either some players made real bad risk/reward decisions or were already so deep in the hole on their own dime that they didn't have a choice but to play ball, as it were.

Right, @petegain.es made the point that these are people who are probably in deep themselves

$5,000!