I am enjoying the ever-increasing emphasizing the shamefulness of the potato this year in an unsuccessful effort to stop people from saying "potato sounds great"

Ah. It is a very strange movie.

Oh it just seemed like he probably loved Heathers

I take it his second favorite movie is my first girlfriend's favorite movie.

What happened to Sue?

Thank you for the good luck. My first 100 pulls were ass but the game decided to make up for the last 6 months and deliver 4x Kita (+1 pity) + 7x El Condor Pasa by 340 so I'm not allowed to complain about gacha luck for at least a year.

Thanks. I have 0 because I had bad luck right when I started (and took bad advice) but I only *need* to hit 1/400 so....fingers crossed.

Oh it's here? Time for the 400 pulls I've been sitting on!

First Amendment!

(🎶 we didn't start the dryer 🎶)

Are people assuming you were catfished? I just assumed your hot internet boyfriend who wasn't good on the phone was autistic.

Technically. My understanding was that the water looked a bit cloudy?

if a kid being trans makes you worry they won't have a place in the Normal People Club

then let trans people into the Normal People Club

Teach me this magic?

Ok, I am going to get details wrong because I only know it secondhand, it was a while ago, and I'm in a hurry, but they discovered like 25 years ago there are technically naked-eye-visible crustaceans and there was a lot of discussion over the kashrut implications.

Oh no we're not doing the shrimp in New York City water discussion again.

Dang, terrible way to spend a day. Hope you're able to get it resolved quickly.