Slow shrinkage?

I do have a lead pipe, but I use it to roll pizza dough.

True story: In college I once ate an entire half horse. Chuck didn’t partake, but he did watch.

Meanwhile, those of us in the media have more important things to talk about with each other tonight.

I was once having dinner at the Amsterdam Café on the UWS and some nerdy guy at the bar saw me, stood up, and yelled, “hey, f—k you!” I looked at my uncle who suddenly found something interesting to look at on the floor, then I looked up at the guy and he laughed and we all laughed. 🤷‍♂️

I wonder if the Fall of Rome was this stupid.

This is like me walking into a bar on the Upper West Side with a Red Sox hat on.

Go get em!

Maybe he can have Mexico pay.

The brewery looked closed, at least for the season.

Just a day trip! It was great though I noticed that more businesses were shut down this time of year than in the past.