The dog censorship is very funny.

That's CRAZY! I'm moving today And thought I would check these out tomorrow so I could order one. You snooze you lose! I'm not mad, congratulations! That's incredible.

Devastating news, chat. I pooped 15 minutes into my 30 minute ride. I finished, though. Do you think my hot pelaton instructor will take me to the back of the class and change me?

Oh well. Time to hit the showers and change into a fresh one.

When she pounds on the neighbors door and the lights come one, but then click back off, is one of the scariest moments in any horror film. They either couldn't be bothered to help or assumed it was kids playing pranks. Either way. Scary.

It's enormous. A friend let me try his once and it immediately fixed my headspace. I ordered one very soon after, hahaha! It fills out my mouth in a really pleasant way.

And I thought my green Nuk 5 (or 6?) was big. Look at this massive thing! I'll never snore again. Thank you so much @mutebuttons.bsky.social, I love it. #pacifier #abdl

We're starting to pack today, and hoo boy, did COVID turn me into a little bit or a hoarder. I'm throwing SO MUCH STUFF out. It feels nice.

Although Daddy doesn't LOVE that in already calling the second bedroom the Nursery, hahahaha.