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March Payne
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A flibbertigibbet, a will-o'-the-wisp, a clown.
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Who runs the world... GREYS!
Black and white image of an alien known as the Greys - made famous by the writer Whitley Strieber who claims to have been abducted by them many times throughout his life. The aliens are bald with large black almond shaped eyes.
November 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
Album cover art for Kate Bush's The Sensual World. Black and white image of Kate's face with a large rose bloom covering her mouth.
August 31, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Elizabeth Taylor pictured in an exotic location in a colourful kaftan.
August 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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reskeet the spectacles, nerds 🤓
Homo with bleach blonde hair and a dark moustache, wearing a pair of pink see-thru framed spectacles with an odd expression on their face.
August 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Drop something GHOSTLY 👻🖤😱
August 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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No cheating, post your lock screen.
Image in black and white of Joan Crawford, resplendent in a glittery shimmery cape.
July 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid
July 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Live. Laugh. Lizzie Birdsworth.
Image of Lizzie Birdsworth played by Sheila Florance in the original 1979 Australian prison drama series "Prisoner" (aka "Prisoner: Cell Block H").
July 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Happy Pride Month!

Watch me unbox this rainbow coloured Barbie Extra Fly doll here: youtu.be/bVe2eBwiulQ
Colourful Barbie doll with pink hair, pink jacket with tassles and rainbow shorts in front of a stylised colourful backdrop.
June 8, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Gay Pride Month
Post your favourite gay couple
Statler and Waldorf, the two old men from the Muppet Show who sat in the balcony and made salty comments on the show.
June 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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The latest fad - a troll plushy you can hang from your bag like a charm, although they also come in bigger sizes too. They are very popular at the moment and seem to be everywhere.
Image shows a Labubu. A troll like plush toy with a toothy smile and large eyes and rabbit ears. There is an attachment on its head which let's allows you to hang it on your bag.
June 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Happy Pride Month, bbz!

#dollsky
Two Monster High dolls, Frankie and Clawdeen, standing in front of a Pride flag.
June 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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What’s a book cover that’s burned itself into your brain?

1968 edition of Susan Cooper's Over Sea, Under Stone. This was the unforgettable cover of the copy we read at school in the early 80s.
Book cover from 1968 edition of "Over Sea, Under Stone" by Susan Cooper. Cover features overlayed images in deep green, bright red and black and greys. Showing an ancient goblet, an owl in flight, a transparent old man appearing out of the goblet with the Cornish coast and sea behind him and a giant bird head in red with staring eyes, look out at the top of the cover.
May 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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I think this would be better, watching potential popes fighting it out with giant cotton buds and swinging on ropes in their clerical gowns would truly give the battle to win the title of Pope the gravitas that it deserves...
Logo for TV game show "Gladiators".
April 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Edith Massey as Aunt Ida in John Waters's film Female Trouble explaining that "The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life".
April 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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If you see this, post something pink 🩷

#dollsky
Barbie doll with Millie face, in a pink baby doll style dress.
April 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Name a show you’re positive no one remembers, but you...

I remember this series being shown during the school holidays, it was a creepy drama called The Mesmerist (in the UK) but is also known as the Willow Bend Mystery in Australia where it was made.
Image from the TV series The Mesmerist (aka The Willow Bend Mystery) from 1981. Image shows the three main cast members Rowena Wallace, Robin Ramsay and Michelle Jarman.
March 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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"We as LGBTQ+ people get to choose our own family..."

My family:
A group of Blythe dolls, dolls with large heads and big eyes, in various outfits.
February 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Today's the day...
Image of stage at Irish Citizenship Ceremony.
February 13, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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I believe you owe someone an apology...
Image of Dr. Zaius from the original Planet of the Apes films, an evolved humanoid orangutan in a brown leather jerkin smoking a cigarette in a holder.
January 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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This is where I post from...
Image from 80s cartoon series "Jem and the Holograms", picturing Synergy, the holographic computer invented, and Jem with her head in her hands.
January 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Post your favourite #DoctorWho
Wrong answers only.
A photograph of Noele Gordon, the undisputed Queen of Crossroads.
January 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Favourite Christmas movie that has nothing to do with Christmas...
Poster for "Are You Being Served?" The Movie. Featuring caricatures of all the main cast lined up on the steps to a plane.
December 24, 2024 at 9:07 AM
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“you will be visited by three spirits”

the three spirits:
Publicity image from primetime soap opera Dynasty from the 1980s. Image features Krystle, Dominique and Alexis dramatically posing in 80s fashions with furs and jewellery, done up to the nines.
December 24, 2024 at 9:02 AM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you.
One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 20!
Front cover of Emily St. John Mandel's novel "Station Eleven", the cover is white with a black and white graphic of a deer in a wilderness foreground with buildings in the background.
December 12, 2024 at 9:55 PM