March Matron
@marchmatron.bsky.social
Part of the Democracy Twitter Exodus.
A proponent of matronly wisdom and a combatant of hooligans and foolishness.
Don't make me call your mother.
A proponent of matronly wisdom and a combatant of hooligans and foolishness.
Don't make me call your mother.
"Ted Cruz is a dick."
Accurate and to the point.
Accurate and to the point.
November 25, 2024 at 9:30 PM
"Ted Cruz is a dick."
Accurate and to the point.
Accurate and to the point.
"We were NOT going to adopt another dog. Absolutely, positively NOT."
So relatable!
So relatable!
November 25, 2024 at 1:40 AM
"We were NOT going to adopt another dog. Absolutely, positively NOT."
So relatable!
So relatable!
To elect a moronic, narcissistic, sexual assaulting, immoral, Russian plant you have to create some vilified distraction for the sheep . . .
so bring on the polio and maybe Putin will release some smallpox.
so bring on the polio and maybe Putin will release some smallpox.
November 23, 2024 at 7:35 PM
To elect a moronic, narcissistic, sexual assaulting, immoral, Russian plant you have to create some vilified distraction for the sheep . . .
so bring on the polio and maybe Putin will release some smallpox.
so bring on the polio and maybe Putin will release some smallpox.
Lessons for Stupid Voters
Vocabulary
Feckless and Cuplable
Vocabulary
Feckless and Cuplable
November 20, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Lessons for Stupid Voters
Vocabulary
Feckless and Cuplable
Vocabulary
Feckless and Cuplable
Lessons for Stupid Voters
History
Sometimes you can have a temporary victory while being the ultimate loser.
History
Sometimes you can have a temporary victory while being the ultimate loser.
November 20, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Lessons for Stupid Voters
History
Sometimes you can have a temporary victory while being the ultimate loser.
History
Sometimes you can have a temporary victory while being the ultimate loser.
RFK Jr cheated with 37 different women.
He is the God!
He is the God!
November 20, 2024 at 10:05 PM
RFK Jr cheated with 37 different women.
He is the God!
He is the God!
Lessons for Stupid Voters
"Boys Will Be Boys" is NOT a good party platform.
"Boys Will Be Boys" is NOT a good party platform.
November 20, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Lessons for Stupid Voters
"Boys Will Be Boys" is NOT a good party platform.
"Boys Will Be Boys" is NOT a good party platform.
Lessons for Stupid Voters
Plagiarism
The First Lady vs The Soon-To-Flee Third Lady
Plagiarism
The First Lady vs The Soon-To-Flee Third Lady
November 20, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Lessons for Stupid Voters
Plagiarism
The First Lady vs The Soon-To-Flee Third Lady
Plagiarism
The First Lady vs The Soon-To-Flee Third Lady
Lessons for stupid voters
A Cautionary Tale
Paying attention in grammar school can help you later when you vote.
A Cautionary Tale
Paying attention in grammar school can help you later when you vote.
November 20, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Lessons for stupid voters
A Cautionary Tale
Paying attention in grammar school can help you later when you vote.
A Cautionary Tale
Paying attention in grammar school can help you later when you vote.
Lessons for stupid voters
The Trump Way
(Trump Tower Mumbai 2016)
The Trump Way
(Trump Tower Mumbai 2016)
November 20, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Lessons for stupid voters
The Trump Way
(Trump Tower Mumbai 2016)
The Trump Way
(Trump Tower Mumbai 2016)
My sister and my brother.
F*ck cancer.
F*ck cancer.
November 20, 2024 at 9:41 PM
My sister and my brother.
F*ck cancer.
F*ck cancer.
My sister died on May 11th.
She fought cancer for 4 years.
Tell people you love them.
(My sister and my dad.)
She fought cancer for 4 years.
Tell people you love them.
(My sister and my dad.)
November 20, 2024 at 9:35 PM
My sister died on May 11th.
She fought cancer for 4 years.
Tell people you love them.
(My sister and my dad.)
She fought cancer for 4 years.
Tell people you love them.
(My sister and my dad.)