This isnt actually Bob, just a mirror bot that reposts his tweets over here for us to see

I wish I had a sword that blushed when I complimented it

Do it tomorrow when less people at work 😎

They'll be able to recover the blackbox right? Perhaps that will answer some things, but I'm genuinely shocked that there were any survivors for that crash

It really caught me off guard. Who's the bright guy that put a giant fucking wall at the end of a runway?!

Glad I'm not the only one tired of all the gray skies

Consider yourself lucky

If it hasnt been done yet, then perhaps a swords comic making fun of NFTs, like a dude with a picture of a sword acting like it's the real thing

Its league of legends as a show but the writers made a fire script

I still havent gotten any valuable use out of cruise control since I never drive on the highway anyway

Never go wrong with gym shorts. I would wear them to work if not for dress code policy

FUCK YEAH finally some cold weather especially down here in Florida, this summer has been an absolute nightmare and I'm absolutely ready for some jacket weather. So yeah it really does beat the summer heat at least for me down here 🤣