Marcella Burnard
@marcellaburnard.bsky.social
Author, Crazy Cat Person, Tea Snob. They/them. 🏳️🌈 Writing SFR, UF, PNR, and Fantasy. If it’s weird and vaguely creepy, I’m probably writing it. OFMD is life. 🏴☠️ Liberal AF. 💙
All y’all out there posting your aurora photos inspired me to go see what my camera could capture. What did I get? Light pollution.
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
All y’all out there posting your aurora photos inspired me to go see what my camera could capture. What did I get? Light pollution.
How is shutting down the government not a massive dereliction of duty? What if every shut down instantly triggered a nation wide recall election of Pres, Speaker, and Majority Leader?
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
How is shutting down the government not a massive dereliction of duty? What if every shut down instantly triggered a nation wide recall election of Pres, Speaker, and Majority Leader?
Reposted by Marcella Burnard
Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social
October 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social
Tell me I’m not the only one living in hope each time my phone alerts that THIS time it’ll say the dude’s kicked the bucket?
September 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Tell me I’m not the only one living in hope each time my phone alerts that THIS time it’ll say the dude’s kicked the bucket?
@quietnovastudios.bsky.social Two adorable, tiny crocheted possums arrived! I love them. Thank you!
September 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
@quietnovastudios.bsky.social Two adorable, tiny crocheted possums arrived! I love them. Thank you!
Been calling this cute little jerk for fifteen minutes cause I couldn’t find him.
August 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Been calling this cute little jerk for fifteen minutes cause I couldn’t find him.
FL PEOPLE ALERT SATURDAY 7/26 10AM Border Patrol on I-75 exit 301. Watching south bound lanes
July 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
FL PEOPLE ALERT SATURDAY 7/26 10AM Border Patrol on I-75 exit 301. Watching south bound lanes
This complete goober just left for his forever home and dammit I’m going to miss him. Happy life, Houdini. You landed a good one.
June 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This complete goober just left for his forever home and dammit I’m going to miss him. Happy life, Houdini. You landed a good one.
My coworker is impeding my productivity. HR says it’s a me problem.
May 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My coworker is impeding my productivity. HR says it’s a me problem.
Houdini, still praying for his forever home, loving life and belly rubs in foster care.
April 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Houdini, still praying for his forever home, loving life and belly rubs in foster care.
Florida folks - Save a life! Foster a cat this kitten season. Houdini, for example, needs a foster home that can help him integrate into family life so he can find his forever home. Handsome guy who is very play and food motivated. Neutered + shots. Tampa Bay Area but will transport!
April 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Florida folks - Save a life! Foster a cat this kitten season. Houdini, for example, needs a foster home that can help him integrate into family life so he can find his forever home. Handsome guy who is very play and food motivated. Neutered + shots. Tampa Bay Area but will transport!
For those tracking such things, tweeds.com drives a Cybertruck swastikar in the greater St Pete area. Make your shopping choices accordingly. #shopblue
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March 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
For those tracking such things, tweeds.com drives a Cybertruck swastikar in the greater St Pete area. Make your shopping choices accordingly. #shopblue
Tampa Bay Area cat people! This is Blue. Shy, sweet, sensitive, and being attacked relentlessly by another cat in the house. Blue is just over a year. She loves to play and melts for Churu. She needs a calm, adoring home of her own. DM for more or with homing leads!
February 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Tampa Bay Area cat people! This is Blue. Shy, sweet, sensitive, and being attacked relentlessly by another cat in the house. Blue is just over a year. She loves to play and melts for Churu. She needs a calm, adoring home of her own. DM for more or with homing leads!
FFS. Guess who just tried to brush their teeth with Benadryl cream? This is not an oral care plan that I can recommend.
February 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
FFS. Guess who just tried to brush their teeth with Benadryl cream? This is not an oral care plan that I can recommend.
May we all find this kind of comfort - heated bed under, sun beam over. (Perceval’s life is so hard.)
January 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
May we all find this kind of comfort - heated bed under, sun beam over. (Perceval’s life is so hard.)
WTH, MS Word. You don’t like the word ‘noose’. I get it, but this is fiction and no, Word. I absolutely do NOT mean the character had a nose around their neck. #wtfword
January 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
WTH, MS Word. You don’t like the word ‘noose’. I get it, but this is fiction and no, Word. I absolutely do NOT mean the character had a nose around their neck. #wtfword
Y’all. My coworker. Honestly. I feel like this is an HR violation of some kind and yet no one in HR is willing to chastise her.
January 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Y’all. My coworker. Honestly. I feel like this is an HR violation of some kind and yet no one in HR is willing to chastise her.
Accounts that slam a sales DM across the instant someone follows you: how’s that working out for you? Cause that’s an insta-block from me.
December 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Accounts that slam a sales DM across the instant someone follows you: how’s that working out for you? Cause that’s an insta-block from me.
Yikes, the bots. We’re at the proof-of-humanity required stage of follow backs.
November 30, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Yikes, the bots. We’re at the proof-of-humanity required stage of follow backs.
Thanksgiving dinner in a care and rehabilitation center while my father struggles to recover from a botched knee replacement and my DH’s father lingers in end stage congestive heart failure in the hospital. Time is precious and family won’t look the same forever. Celebrate while you can.
November 28, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Thanksgiving dinner in a care and rehabilitation center while my father struggles to recover from a botched knee replacement and my DH’s father lingers in end stage congestive heart failure in the hospital. Time is precious and family won’t look the same forever. Celebrate while you can.
Okay. My single drop in a massive ocean - cancelling every single thing I order from Amazon. Ordering directly from makers now. #efffascists
November 26, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Okay. My single drop in a massive ocean - cancelling every single thing I order from Amazon. Ordering directly from makers now. #efffascists
Unless a radiologist freaks during a standard cancer screening, am I really living? Apropos of nothing, it’s ice cream o’clock. Get yer health checks, people.
November 20, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Unless a radiologist freaks during a standard cancer screening, am I really living? Apropos of nothing, it’s ice cream o’clock. Get yer health checks, people.
My coworker stole my sweater.
November 16, 2024 at 2:05 AM
My coworker stole my sweater.