And I totally “heard” him say that in my head while reading it. May have also quietly imitated his current, gruff, 80 something IDGAF voice too which just makes it all the better.

I got a headache just reading that.

The EO flies in the face of everything that flag stands for. Stop, you’re smarter than this.

No, you’re not. Cost of living expenses are up and your administration has done everything it can to kneecap poor and middle class Americans. All the bluster you made to establish your Hillbilly cred and yet you take pride in screwing them and everyone else over. Please stop.

You use the word “safe” quite loosely there. Let the local authorities do their jobs, the National Guard isn’t needed to patrol the streets.

Dude, there is a town maybe 10 miles away from me called Cumming. I went to school with a guy from there who is named Jackson Imhoff. He never referred to himself as Jack. Better to be Karl Smallwood than Jack Imhoff from Cumming.

This is a matter for *local* law enforcement. Now knock it off with the martial law fantasies, it won’t distract us from the Epstein mess.

And Texas gets a pass for doing the same thing?

I could only wish for someone running here in Iowa to be this genuine. We’re pretty close with Rob Sand running for our governor, but you have set the bar quite high. Many thanks to you from Des Moines!

How is getting involved in a war started by someone else working to rebuild that confidence? If anything, it seems like an even greater misuse than before.

There is a reason why all of Elon’s kids have been conceived via IVF.

Just wait, the cholesterol will likely do that for us.