Marble Birds
@marblebirds.bsky.social
Shitposting like a lost child at the mall looking for my mom.
And buddy, you look kinda like my mom.
25 She/her 🏳️⚧️
And buddy, you look kinda like my mom.
25 She/her 🏳️⚧️
Libraries are like dark souls. A beautiful, dying world that you must struggle to keep alive through incredible violence
June 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Libraries are like dark souls. A beautiful, dying world that you must struggle to keep alive through incredible violence
The Beatles are a metaphor
June 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The Beatles are a metaphor
They're making pretty good instruments these days have you guys heard of the trumpet
June 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
They're making pretty good instruments these days have you guys heard of the trumpet
every video game that comes out these days is either fortnite, assassin's creed, dark souls, or the binding of isaac
June 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
every video game that comes out these days is either fortnite, assassin's creed, dark souls, or the binding of isaac
I'm like a pikachu whose trainer refuses to evolve except the thing that would make me evolve isn't a thunder stone, it's living somewhere with a dishwasher
June 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'm like a pikachu whose trainer refuses to evolve except the thing that would make me evolve isn't a thunder stone, it's living somewhere with a dishwasher
chari xcx is the green day of hyperpop
June 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
chari xcx is the green day of hyperpop
As an alternative to saying "that's funny" without actually laughing at my joke, consider hitting me with an airplane
May 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
As an alternative to saying "that's funny" without actually laughing at my joke, consider hitting me with an airplane
I love when american musicians just name drop random US cities in their song lyrics like I'm just supposed to know what the fuck they're talking about
May 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I love when american musicians just name drop random US cities in their song lyrics like I'm just supposed to know what the fuck they're talking about
I think some people actually need to go to therapy less
May 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I think some people actually need to go to therapy less
Me every time I enter a building for the first time ever since I went to mercenary college: "Hey is it cool if I merc in here?"
May 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Me every time I enter a building for the first time ever since I went to mercenary college: "Hey is it cool if I merc in here?"
a friendship without sexual tension is just friendship
May 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
a friendship without sexual tension is just friendship
the asshole is working class, the dick is a trust fund kid, the balls are invisible feminized labour, and the prostate is a starving artist living wild and free thank you
May 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
the asshole is working class, the dick is a trust fund kid, the balls are invisible feminized labour, and the prostate is a starving artist living wild and free thank you
hey guys the point of psychology is to help people not to make up a bunch of terms for villains and if you don't stop that shit I'm actually gonna break into your fucking house
May 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
hey guys the point of psychology is to help people not to make up a bunch of terms for villains and if you don't stop that shit I'm actually gonna break into your fucking house
I feel extremely surrounded by British Columbia right now and it's activating my fight or flight
May 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I feel extremely surrounded by British Columbia right now and it's activating my fight or flight
I bet humans evolved from squirrels cuz having a thousand channels in a discord server feels so good
May 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I bet humans evolved from squirrels cuz having a thousand channels in a discord server feels so good
Romance is just reverse engineered turbo sex
April 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Romance is just reverse engineered turbo sex
People in triads have names and addresses
April 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
People in triads have names and addresses
Playing games with your friends is self-evidently the meaning of life how are philosophers still struggling with this you guys are embarrassing
April 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Playing games with your friends is self-evidently the meaning of life how are philosophers still struggling with this you guys are embarrassing
I know I'm not supposed to say this but it can be hard to be a tolerant and accepting person in a world where sometimes people aren't very good at video games
April 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I know I'm not supposed to say this but it can be hard to be a tolerant and accepting person in a world where sometimes people aren't very good at video games
Caitlyn/Vi is just Joker/Harley Quinn for lesbians I'm so correct about this
April 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Caitlyn/Vi is just Joker/Harley Quinn for lesbians I'm so correct about this
actually i do think the thumb counts as a finger and fuck you if you disagree
April 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
actually i do think the thumb counts as a finger and fuck you if you disagree
why is every lifeguard good at not falling in the pool but me how do I stop falling in pool
April 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
why is every lifeguard good at not falling in the pool but me how do I stop falling in pool
I bet it feels fucking amazing to rain as a cloud
April 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I bet it feels fucking amazing to rain as a cloud
Wine aunt that calls your baby a fag
April 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Wine aunt that calls your baby a fag
DoodleBob could fix me with sex
April 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
DoodleBob could fix me with sex