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Wannabe Wood Nymph
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houseplants and soup.
that's what you get Anthony lmao, disrespectful AF

meanwhile Woody having the exact reaction you'd expect after drinking unboiled lake water.

great cliffhanger #extracted
February 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
drinking unboiled lake water this early in the game is certainly a choice. I legit no longer know who I think is gonna be the first one out now. if he gets sick, even the folks who are spinning out psychologically will outlast him #extracted
February 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Anthony being a little asshole by insulting his parents without having any idea what the situation was. Meanwhile his dad is crying on camera and blaming himself.

#Extracted #RHAP
February 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Anthony is being such an 18 year old, his poor momma was so worried she stayed up ALL night and all he can do is complain #extracted
February 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
if I'm spamming your feed, click on #extracted in this post and feel free to mute the hashtag - I'm obsessed and will keep posting the whole ep lol
that poor player who's parents screwed up and aren't sending him much for supplies simply due to lack of forethought 😭

#Extracted
time to turn the families against each other with some classic resource theft lol #extracted
February 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
that poor player who's parents screwed up and aren't sending him much for supplies simply due to lack of forethought 😭

#Extracted
time to turn the families against each other with some classic resource theft lol #extracted
February 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
time to turn the families against each other with some classic resource theft lol #extracted
February 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
omg they've got tons of cameras up in the forest and are making all the families watch live at the same time hahaha. it's a survivalist show but the competitor doesn't get to tap out, their family can make or refuse that choice for them even against their will this is fantastic
premiere of #Extracted is starting now and I'm so pumped - it's the closest we've gotten to the Hunger Games so far. I've said for years if we had an opt-in Hunger Games it would be the highest rated show on TV, I'm so excited
February 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
premiere of #Extracted is starting now and I'm so pumped - it's the closest we've gotten to the Hunger Games so far. I've said for years if we had an opt-in Hunger Games it would be the highest rated show on TV, I'm so excited
February 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
forgot to eat altogether today and that seems like an escalation in my stress levels lol
February 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Surprisingly solid turnout at the protest in Madison, especially for a weekday afternoon in Wisconsin winter
February 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Zuko the Cat
January 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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how easy is it for a civilian to get a phaser
January 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Tiberius the Cat
January 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I know people see this dude as the ‘good billionaire’ but wtf is this??

you’re a billionaire. shut the fuck up and DO something
Curious what everyone thinks is the best way to have a positive or any impact on the country, during the first 30 days of the new administration.
January 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
just burned my arm with boiling water trying to make a video for my 12 tiktok followers so anyway yeah the Supreme Court was right that app has got to go
January 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
my favorite part about working through a gig app is not getting mileage reimbursement. I actually prefer lowering my net wages artificially because I’m just that passionate about increasing shareholder revenue
January 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
hahahaha tiktok is already back what a joke
January 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Aside from a John Wick reference, it was really normal and actually more a workshop on how to have healthy arguments - they brought up an actual relationship counselor and everything

V disappointing. Not a drop of crazy. An embarrassment to the evangelical label
continuing my tour of nondenominational evangelical churches in my area - last week I heard about Joe Rogan, the fact that Jesus did actually really die, and weird but fair legal advice on what to do if the bloody sock of a murder victim is found in your car.

what will today bring?
January 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
people who smile too much make me nervous. idk what the number is but there’s a specific ratio of time spent smiling and if you cross it, I’m immediately suspicious
January 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
continuing my tour of nondenominational evangelical churches in my area - last week I heard about Joe Rogan, the fact that Jesus did actually really die, and weird but fair legal advice on what to do if the bloody sock of a murder victim is found in your car.

what will today bring?
January 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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January 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
January 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
TikTok: person learning to twerk very poorly and accidentally popping a stitch, their partner and them laughing about it. then explaining they process slowly and will be sad later

bsky: you and everyone you love is about to die or be deported
January 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM