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MapleTurtle
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blue mario
I think we should redesign the d4 so they no longer pose a threat to our feet
March 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Using the secret message function of the secret Santa app to tell my coworker they only have 5 days left to live
December 9, 2024 at 5:25 AM
I like to imagine the terrible quality international phone calls that lead to stuff like this back in the day
December 9, 2024 at 5:24 AM
I guess the main problem I have with politics now is that nobody is adapting them to high fantasy settings out of fear of lawsuits
December 9, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Say what you want about Dr. Wily but his branding was ON POINT
December 9, 2024 at 5:15 AM
She looks hungover...maybe don't scream at 5am for wet food dumbass
December 9, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Poopin @sobeys in their nice gender neutral bathroom #inclusive
December 9, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Licking my hand before wiping so the toilet paper has better grip
December 7, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Yeah
October 26, 2024 at 7:26 PM
You probably have your 1000th poop around the age of 2
August 26, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Why can't they make a 4th edition of Street Fighter 3 with some of the SF5 and 6 characters
August 26, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Cid Meier's Civilization: The only game where it works the first time you install it and never again.
April 8, 2024 at 12:04 AM
I think the problem with homelessness is that they stopped letting the homeless use boxes like in the cartoons. Boxes have just gotten so good in the modern day, way better than boxes from the 30s or 40s
March 29, 2024 at 6:12 AM
ttrpg but instead of dice you use a bag of Halloween candy and base the result off the expiration date
March 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
ttrpg but instead of dice you grab letters out of a bag of scrabble tiles for your result
March 26, 2024 at 5:51 PM
#yugioh they should make the extra deck 20 cards the player going second should have their 6th card from the start of the game instead of drawing it for their turn
March 26, 2024 at 5:37 PM
how do you get more follower on blue sky
March 26, 2024 at 5:32 PM
and ANOTHER thing hitler ruined was attempting to do a casual wave at someone but you accidentally do the salute
March 20, 2024 at 7:18 PM
It's called Mario vs Donkey Kong because Mario needs to use da key to fight kong
March 19, 2024 at 11:21 PM
See I practically invented F-Zero 99
March 19, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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“if we put 100 trans people on an island they’d never be able to reproduce” you don’t know the trans people i know. new ways to reproduce would be discovered easily
March 19, 2024 at 9:55 PM
do you think they simply fear how bizarre a waluigi game would be? wario already has some weird games, is miyamoto simply scared of the potential of a waluigi game
March 12, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Imagine if Wario was the only Nintendo property that was open domain. You can make anything with Wario in it, and you won't get sued into the ground
March 12, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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March 11, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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goku has touched and improved more lives than any president of any country ever has
March 8, 2024 at 3:48 PM