MapleSyrupMafia
@maplesyrupmafia.bsky.social
Former mechanic but still a gearhead. Just a normal dude who wants things to move forward. "Despite our differences, We are one!" - Bloodywood
Spies changes their hair color and haircuts all the time.
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Spies changes their hair color and haircuts all the time.
Glad to hear that it was wholeass and not half.
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Glad to hear that it was wholeass and not half.
Last time I was in the hospital to get my galbladder yeeted, it cost me $14 and it was because the parking isn't free. US politicians will fight like the lives depends on it to prevent universal healthcare from being a thing. They always go: "Look how terrible it is!! LOOK AT THE WAITING TIME!!!"
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Last time I was in the hospital to get my galbladder yeeted, it cost me $14 and it was because the parking isn't free. US politicians will fight like the lives depends on it to prevent universal healthcare from being a thing. They always go: "Look how terrible it is!! LOOK AT THE WAITING TIME!!!"
To be fair, it's hard to keep track of who did what because a bunch of pardonned J6ers either got killed or arrested again for violent crimes... I'm honestly shocked that the man who decided to release 5000 Talibans in an attempt to kill Americans soldiers under Biden would have bad judgement. /s
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
To be fair, it's hard to keep track of who did what because a bunch of pardonned J6ers either got killed or arrested again for violent crimes... I'm honestly shocked that the man who decided to release 5000 Talibans in an attempt to kill Americans soldiers under Biden would have bad judgement. /s
uBlock Origin + AI list = No dumbass water syphoning evil washing machine giving me wrong answers. Now if I get wrong answers it's because I didn't search well enough and believed an actual living moron on the internet.
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
uBlock Origin + AI list = No dumbass water syphoning evil washing machine giving me wrong answers. Now if I get wrong answers it's because I didn't search well enough and believed an actual living moron on the internet.
"Everyone is distracted!! Time to steal drugs from the pharmacy!!!" - RFK
November 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"Everyone is distracted!! Time to steal drugs from the pharmacy!!!" - RFK
No! He spends his own money that he stole from taxpayers, completely different things! /s
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
No! He spends his own money that he stole from taxpayers, completely different things! /s
Hidden risks? Is EA-Nasir dealing silver now?
October 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Hidden risks? Is EA-Nasir dealing silver now?
I'm Canadian and I do know her!
October 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm Canadian and I do know her!
Wish the GQP would get over the death of that right wing idiot as quickly as they forget about dead kids...
October 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Wish the GQP would get over the death of that right wing idiot as quickly as they forget about dead kids...
I've attended the 2026 Fyre Festival and now I have a virus!!!
September 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I've attended the 2026 Fyre Festival and now I have a virus!!!
Visual alterations? Like the AI slops he keeps posting on Lie Social?
September 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Visual alterations? Like the AI slops he keeps posting on Lie Social?
The grift must go on!!!
September 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The grift must go on!!!
I'm not having babies because I'm a man and my hips aren't made for this! I like how they blame women and feminism or some other bullshit... Look at the state of the world, the economy... If a woman doesn't want kids, it's her damn business, no matter the reason behind it.
September 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I'm not having babies because I'm a man and my hips aren't made for this! I like how they blame women and feminism or some other bullshit... Look at the state of the world, the economy... If a woman doesn't want kids, it's her damn business, no matter the reason behind it.
I hope the car is ok.
September 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I hope the car is ok.
Vulture capitalists loves this one simple trick: Buy something, extract as much as you can out of it and let it burn.
August 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Vulture capitalists loves this one simple trick: Buy something, extract as much as you can out of it and let it burn.
Shit headline that should read: He commented on someone else's post that showed a cop crying like a little bitch because Trump lost the election... Do you not realize how bad it is for a cop to have political affiliations? Why not write about that cop? They should be neutral...
July 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Shit headline that should read: He commented on someone else's post that showed a cop crying like a little bitch because Trump lost the election... Do you not realize how bad it is for a cop to have political affiliations? Why not write about that cop? They should be neutral...
Back to sports being broadcasted on radios!!
July 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Back to sports being broadcasted on radios!!
It's not supposed to melt your pp.
July 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It's not supposed to melt your pp.
No, but it will be a big paycheck for the wife.
July 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
No, but it will be a big paycheck for the wife.
Smith is a Trump loving idiot and a conservative, which the Republicans are... so it's the same shit, different toilet.
July 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Smith is a Trump loving idiot and a conservative, which the Republicans are... so it's the same shit, different toilet.
Please, put this idiot in fields for a full year. I've worked on farms when I was younger, she would beg to go back to her cozy pencil pushing job after a couple hours. The job is hard and the pay is crap... As a white dude, even those "proud Americans" complaining about immigrants wouldn't last...
July 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Please, put this idiot in fields for a full year. I've worked on farms when I was younger, she would beg to go back to her cozy pencil pushing job after a couple hours. The job is hard and the pay is crap... As a white dude, even those "proud Americans" complaining about immigrants wouldn't last...
You're saying that I do meth, yet your answer is off the wall. Trump never read the bible, you really think he could count that high anyway? I'm not sure if you're accusing me of being a republican. I'm not from the US, like most people on the internet... You're acting a bit weird.
June 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You're saying that I do meth, yet your answer is off the wall. Trump never read the bible, you really think he could count that high anyway? I'm not sure if you're accusing me of being a republican. I'm not from the US, like most people on the internet... You're acting a bit weird.
Was there empathy in her food?
June 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Was there empathy in her food?
Proof of what? Something that doesn't exist? It's based on the bible that you're apparently reading... Someone tallied up the deaths from everything god did, including the "flood" based on the approximate population at the time... You're free to believe in it, but chill a bit.
June 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Proof of what? Something that doesn't exist? It's based on the bible that you're apparently reading... Someone tallied up the deaths from everything god did, including the "flood" based on the approximate population at the time... You're free to believe in it, but chill a bit.