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Your least favorite hostile ungulate.

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#SecondLife Generative AI Listing available at this link:

airtable.com/appLP1q6Y3YC...

Don't see a Store or Hangout using GenAI on the list?

See the form below and DM me here with the information requested so they can be vetted and added if necessary.
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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holidays are coming 🎶
November 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The amount of friends I have that I see playing GenAI games on Steam are disappointing

but hey at least I can see that they're playing it!

So they're no longer my friend.

Fuck GenAI
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Me pronouncing the F in "FUCK Namecheap"

(idk why doing wildcards is such a BIG ASK for a domain host)
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I love waking up to the sphintered kiss of a cat's butthole right on my nose.

Bro.

The fact that pets are cute is sometimes the only thing that saves their lives.
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I hate when a client has a pair of double doors but one is always locked, and I gotta play eenie-meenie-miney-door. 50%of the time I choose wrong and mooseplant into glass
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If her birth year doesn't start with a "1" she's too young for you bro
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is why we fucking can't have nice things.

Looks like I'm not playing Subnautica 2: Slop boogaloo

gamerant.com/subnautica-2...
Subnautica 2 Publisher is Buying Out Employee Contracts After Becoming an 'AI-First' Company
Subnautica 2 publisher Krafton is offering employees big money to leave the company following its commitment to AI development.
gamerant.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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I love this.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
DOES ANY ONE KNOW WHERE THE LOVE OF GOD GOES

WHEN THE WAVES TURN THE MINUTES TO HOURS
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
50th anniversary of the sinking today...

So I played the song this morning. I hope y'all enjoy it.

files.catbox.moe/2ssx03.flac
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
*inhales deeply*

THE LEGEND LIVES ON FROM THE CHIPPEWA ON DOWN...
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Military wolf gal
1/2
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I can hear it... sounds like the Witch of November is coming stealing...
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Holy shit, I want it so bad...

..there's a lot on here I've personally experienced xD

www.amazon.com/dp/1680518445
The Crappalachian Trail: Privies on the A.T.: Deck of 52 Playing Cards
The Crappalachian Trail: Privies on the A.T.: Deck of 52 Playing Cards [Decker, Sarah Jones] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. The Crappalachian Trail: Privies on the A.T.: Deck of 52 Playing Cards
www.amazon.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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The United States ranked 30th in total suicide rate per capita in 2023 (34th in male suicide rate and 36th in female suicide rate)

Many of the countries used by gun control advocates as examples to appeal to gun control actually have a higher rate than the US.

Hate them more.
November 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Take a second to review your settings. I strongly dislike being catered to like I'm a child that needs someone else to moderate what I see.
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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the rude flag for posts should be seen as a badge of honor
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"All of you so eager to murder"

Bitch is this you?

Stop projecting your murder fantasies, fucking invalid.
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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the wasp spray myth and the keys between fingers myth are the small pox and polio of the self-defense world
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I can't tell you how many people I've known who own a closet full of rifle builds but couldn't even survive a day in their own backyard in the cold months. This is a highly underrated topic, far more practical than any firearm, and this video addresses it eloquently.
Cold-Weather Clothing Layering for Your Tactical Kit
YouTube video by Black Flag Civilian
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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It's less about using a knife or gun or pepper spray to defend yourself and more about the fact that carrying a tool to defend yourself gets a harsher sentence than rape.

Armed defense is a human right and you can't see that banning or punishing defense is a denial of your rights.
This terrible event has unleashed a whole new degree of stupidity on the hell site.

Yeah... let people arm themselves with knives. Great idea.
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Happy extra hour of sleep for those who celebrate
November 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM