Noam CHOMPsky
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Noam CHOMPsky
@mapcus.bsky.social
so...what now?
🏠 KC | 🎓 DC |📍Bay Area
29 • big chest • 🏳️‍🌈 • IG: mar.cus.rob
finally a trend I can participate in 🐻
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
snooze the alarm
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
fall! 😀🍁
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
🥸
November 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
October 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
POV: you’re sitting on my lap
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
full of milk 🍼
October 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
spamming work looks from the summer/beginning of fall ☀️
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
milking time
July 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
it’s been a while
June 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Amerie sounded a mess on that Tiny Desk performance but my god she REDEEMED herself at the BET Awards 😭😭😭
June 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
wasn’t expecting to be met with a wave of work anxiety before bed… wtf is this about
June 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
And if I said Lydia deserved that lip sync win???? #AllStars10
June 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
RE9 and new Dying Light!!!!!!!!!
June 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I also think I forgot to put deodorant on after I got out the shower…

FUCK.
June 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
thighs & calves out
June 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
hi divas 👋🏾
June 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I’m currently playing Infamous: Second Son, and I can’t get over how hot the main character is.
June 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I finally got to take a shower and just ordered some Dave’s hot chicken. I plan on eating these crispy chicken sliders, doing my skincare, and jerking my diquè before bed to make up for this shitty day
May 31, 2025 at 5:10 AM
So my apt building didn’t have running water for 36 hours (10 am yesterday till 7pm tonight). Not to mention it was 88° outside today. And work ended TERRIBLY.
May 31, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Get Mistress Isabelle Brooks on Big Brother ASAP.

A STRATEGIST!!!!! #DragRace
May 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
surprisingly excited for summer ☀️
May 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Tinder’s “upgrade your likes” notification is their way of telling you you’re butt ugly and the people you’re swiping right on are way too attractive for you
May 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
22 hours later:
May 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Was planning on baking cookies tonight. I realized I had the wrong kind of butter and knocked over a bottle of olive oil on top of the eggs I had on the counter.

I had a very loud but sensible crash out, put all of the ingredients back, cleaned up the counter, and DoorDashed a McFlurry instead.
May 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM