Noam CHOMPsky
@mapcus.bsky.social
so...what now?
🏠 KC | 🎓 DC |📍Bay Area
29 • big chest • 🏳️🌈 • IG: mar.cus.rob
🏠 KC | 🎓 DC |📍Bay Area
29 • big chest • 🏳️🌈 • IG: mar.cus.rob
finally a trend I can participate in 🐻
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
finally a trend I can participate in 🐻
POV: you’re sitting on my lap
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
POV: you’re sitting on my lap
spamming work looks from the summer/beginning of fall ☀️
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
spamming work looks from the summer/beginning of fall ☀️
Amerie sounded a mess on that Tiny Desk performance but my god she REDEEMED herself at the BET Awards 😭😭😭
June 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Amerie sounded a mess on that Tiny Desk performance but my god she REDEEMED herself at the BET Awards 😭😭😭
wasn’t expecting to be met with a wave of work anxiety before bed… wtf is this about
June 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
wasn’t expecting to be met with a wave of work anxiety before bed… wtf is this about
And if I said Lydia deserved that lip sync win???? #AllStars10
June 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
And if I said Lydia deserved that lip sync win???? #AllStars10
RE9 and new Dying Light!!!!!!!!!
June 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
RE9 and new Dying Light!!!!!!!!!
I also think I forgot to put deodorant on after I got out the shower…
FUCK.
FUCK.
June 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I also think I forgot to put deodorant on after I got out the shower…
FUCK.
FUCK.
I’m currently playing Infamous: Second Son, and I can’t get over how hot the main character is.
June 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’m currently playing Infamous: Second Son, and I can’t get over how hot the main character is.
I finally got to take a shower and just ordered some Dave’s hot chicken. I plan on eating these crispy chicken sliders, doing my skincare, and jerking my diquè before bed to make up for this shitty day
May 31, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I finally got to take a shower and just ordered some Dave’s hot chicken. I plan on eating these crispy chicken sliders, doing my skincare, and jerking my diquè before bed to make up for this shitty day
So my apt building didn’t have running water for 36 hours (10 am yesterday till 7pm tonight). Not to mention it was 88° outside today. And work ended TERRIBLY.
May 31, 2025 at 5:10 AM
So my apt building didn’t have running water for 36 hours (10 am yesterday till 7pm tonight). Not to mention it was 88° outside today. And work ended TERRIBLY.
May 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
surprisingly excited for summer ☀️
May 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
surprisingly excited for summer ☀️
Tinder’s “upgrade your likes” notification is their way of telling you you’re butt ugly and the people you’re swiping right on are way too attractive for you
May 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Tinder’s “upgrade your likes” notification is their way of telling you you’re butt ugly and the people you’re swiping right on are way too attractive for you
Was planning on baking cookies tonight. I realized I had the wrong kind of butter and knocked over a bottle of olive oil on top of the eggs I had on the counter.
I had a very loud but sensible crash out, put all of the ingredients back, cleaned up the counter, and DoorDashed a McFlurry instead.
I had a very loud but sensible crash out, put all of the ingredients back, cleaned up the counter, and DoorDashed a McFlurry instead.
May 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Was planning on baking cookies tonight. I realized I had the wrong kind of butter and knocked over a bottle of olive oil on top of the eggs I had on the counter.
I had a very loud but sensible crash out, put all of the ingredients back, cleaned up the counter, and DoorDashed a McFlurry instead.
I had a very loud but sensible crash out, put all of the ingredients back, cleaned up the counter, and DoorDashed a McFlurry instead.