Sam
@mapachle.bsky.social
Writer, book lover, comics enjoyer, Halsin devotee, Dragon Age apologist, and cat collector.
BLM
BLM
After taking newborn kittens and mama to the vet:
Him: the vet said that one of them might be a pterodactyl
Me: a what?
H: a pterodactyl!
M: you mean polydactyl??
H: yeah that
😂
Him: the vet said that one of them might be a pterodactyl
Me: a what?
H: a pterodactyl!
M: you mean polydactyl??
H: yeah that
😂
February 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
After taking newborn kittens and mama to the vet:
Him: the vet said that one of them might be a pterodactyl
Me: a what?
H: a pterodactyl!
M: you mean polydactyl??
H: yeah that
😂
Him: the vet said that one of them might be a pterodactyl
Me: a what?
H: a pterodactyl!
M: you mean polydactyl??
H: yeah that
😂
*me watching the new trailer for SAROS, next game from Housemarque*
This looks awesome, hey, that kind of looks like @rahulkohli13.bsky.social . Naah, can't be. That would be amazing if they got him though.
*looks up casting for SAROS, sees Rahul's name*
OMG, yes!
This looks awesome, hey, that kind of looks like @rahulkohli13.bsky.social . Naah, can't be. That would be amazing if they got him though.
*looks up casting for SAROS, sees Rahul's name*
OMG, yes!
February 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
*me watching the new trailer for SAROS, next game from Housemarque*
This looks awesome, hey, that kind of looks like @rahulkohli13.bsky.social . Naah, can't be. That would be amazing if they got him though.
*looks up casting for SAROS, sees Rahul's name*
OMG, yes!
This looks awesome, hey, that kind of looks like @rahulkohli13.bsky.social . Naah, can't be. That would be amazing if they got him though.
*looks up casting for SAROS, sees Rahul's name*
OMG, yes!
Asked my partner for chocolate milk, he came back with hot chocolate instead. Who am I to complain? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
February 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Asked my partner for chocolate milk, he came back with hot chocolate instead. Who am I to complain? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Reposted by Sam
If you are a BLACK INDIE AUTHOR, reply to this tweet with a blurb about your book and a link of where to purchase it. If you are a reader please repost this! #booksky #blackbooksky #diversebooks #blackhistorymonth
February 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If you are a BLACK INDIE AUTHOR, reply to this tweet with a blurb about your book and a link of where to purchase it. If you are a reader please repost this! #booksky #blackbooksky #diversebooks #blackhistorymonth
Why the fuck is Mu$krat being given access to our country's federal payment system?? What purpose could he, as a super unqualified individual, have to be there?
All of the Repubs in the government branches cannot possibly be okay with this, why aren't they DOING something??
All of the Repubs in the government branches cannot possibly be okay with this, why aren't they DOING something??
February 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Why the fuck is Mu$krat being given access to our country's federal payment system?? What purpose could he, as a super unqualified individual, have to be there?
All of the Repubs in the government branches cannot possibly be okay with this, why aren't they DOING something??
All of the Repubs in the government branches cannot possibly be okay with this, why aren't they DOING something??
Me: Hey google, play post metal music
Google assistant: Okay, here's Post Malone.
Google assistant: Okay, here's Post Malone.
February 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Me: Hey google, play post metal music
Google assistant: Okay, here's Post Malone.
Google assistant: Okay, here's Post Malone.
Went to Vancouver, WA just to get hailed on. Fine, I get it! I'll go back home!
February 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Went to Vancouver, WA just to get hailed on. Fine, I get it! I'll go back home!
Working at a university where state and federal funding is what enables students to actually go to college and learn is really hard right now
January 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Working at a university where state and federal funding is what enables students to actually go to college and learn is really hard right now
I'm just doomed to forever dislike my ID photo.
January 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I'm just doomed to forever dislike my ID photo.
Meetings where I have very little, if anything, to contribute to should be outlawed.
January 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Meetings where I have very little, if anything, to contribute to should be outlawed.
I love a good plant creature
January 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I love a good plant creature
Reposted by Sam
You won't believe this. My team and I make this show called SciShow that works hard to be rigorous and accurate while also being appealing and entertaining.
We reach a LOT of people every year with episodes about crabs and neutrinos and gender and cancer and vaccines.
It's great, I love it.
We reach a LOT of people every year with episodes about crabs and neutrinos and gender and cancer and vaccines.
It's great, I love it.
January 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You won't believe this. My team and I make this show called SciShow that works hard to be rigorous and accurate while also being appealing and entertaining.
We reach a LOT of people every year with episodes about crabs and neutrinos and gender and cancer and vaccines.
It's great, I love it.
We reach a LOT of people every year with episodes about crabs and neutrinos and gender and cancer and vaccines.
It's great, I love it.
It's kind of nice starting over on an app like this. I can rebuild my profile to who I am now, rather than who I was in 2006-7 when I first got my tw!tter account. I deleted it shortly after Mu$k took over and haven't felt its absence.
January 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's kind of nice starting over on an app like this. I can rebuild my profile to who I am now, rather than who I was in 2006-7 when I first got my tw!tter account. I deleted it shortly after Mu$k took over and haven't felt its absence.