‪Thanks to the fuckass burglar alarm next door I am awake THREE hours early and will absolutely be choosing violence for the remainder of the day. ‬

Post something random or you'll have an awful December

Hard to do color online but it looks like the suit is a nice rose shade so burgundy shirt would look good. Depends on how cunty you wanna be, you could try to match the tie to the suit or go with something bold like pumpkin? I did a lil mockup. 😅 @johnny.6witch3.com is aces at bold color combos.

Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June

Deep in my red makeup era. Worst part is that basically I look bare-faced in club lighting.

But I’m fucking gorgeous under here, I promise.

Also if you’re by a television that’s flickering menacingly you HAVE to take a selfie. Those who makes the lighting makes the rules 🤷🏻

I imagine him down there getting his toe beans and nose massaged with cocoa butter like they do in the viral videos, all blissed out. 😌

Are we down south? Let’s consult the baking aisle!

(Short answer: yes
Long answer: we’re in Charlotte NC for the Oddities and Curiosities Expo downtown this weekend)

Well, fuck.