Many Types of Tea
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Future ghost. Curly now.
You can’t just show me a dog once in your TV show, that dog is a main character now. Give me more dog
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
You can’t just show me a dog once in your TV show, that dog is a main character now. Give me more dog
Why has Enya’s ‘Only Time’ been played over 404 million times and ‘Orinoco Flow’ is only at 259 million plays? Was it in Stranger Things or something
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Why has Enya’s ‘Only Time’ been played over 404 million times and ‘Orinoco Flow’ is only at 259 million plays? Was it in Stranger Things or something
Panadol rewriting Santa Claus is Comin’ To Town as ‘Colds and Flus are Comin’ To Town’ is what’s wrong with Britain
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Panadol rewriting Santa Claus is Comin’ To Town as ‘Colds and Flus are Comin’ To Town’ is what’s wrong with Britain
I sleep with two duvets in the winter, the combined tog of which is 23.5, and some googling has confirmed that the internet thinks this is absolute insanity and that I’m likely to combust
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I sleep with two duvets in the winter, the combined tog of which is 23.5, and some googling has confirmed that the internet thinks this is absolute insanity and that I’m likely to combust
Not sure how to take it that my uni invited me to a will writing seminar. Or that it is hosted by the legacies department. “Free tea? Mmm tastes of almonds”
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Not sure how to take it that my uni invited me to a will writing seminar. Or that it is hosted by the legacies department. “Free tea? Mmm tastes of almonds”
Irish traitors iplayer when
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Irish traitors iplayer when
The perfect way to find a life partner was laid out by Dolly Parton in 1970 if you’d care to listen
- hear rumours of a mean & reclusive person
- walk down the railroad track
- get told you can stay since you’re already here
- live happily ever after I guess??
- hear rumours of a mean & reclusive person
- walk down the railroad track
- get told you can stay since you’re already here
- live happily ever after I guess??
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The perfect way to find a life partner was laid out by Dolly Parton in 1970 if you’d care to listen
- hear rumours of a mean & reclusive person
- walk down the railroad track
- get told you can stay since you’re already here
- live happily ever after I guess??
- hear rumours of a mean & reclusive person
- walk down the railroad track
- get told you can stay since you’re already here
- live happily ever after I guess??
Nothing quite as horrifying as spending good money on what you immediately realise is an item of clothing that makes you look like a knock off version of a celebrity
Examples include:
That hat that makes me look like Kiera Knightley
The stripy jumper that risks giving poundshop Andy Warhol
Examples include:
That hat that makes me look like Kiera Knightley
The stripy jumper that risks giving poundshop Andy Warhol
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Nothing quite as horrifying as spending good money on what you immediately realise is an item of clothing that makes you look like a knock off version of a celebrity
Examples include:
That hat that makes me look like Kiera Knightley
The stripy jumper that risks giving poundshop Andy Warhol
Examples include:
That hat that makes me look like Kiera Knightley
The stripy jumper that risks giving poundshop Andy Warhol
This train smells like gym clothes
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
This train smells like gym clothes
My favourite vibe in a bar is, the staff are having a party I’m not actually invited to
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
My favourite vibe in a bar is, the staff are having a party I’m not actually invited to
Genuinely sad to see this as he was the Car Dad of my youth, but also genuinely in awe of his kids’ names
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Genuinely sad to see this as he was the Car Dad of my youth, but also genuinely in awe of his kids’ names
I told the receptionist at the vet that the groomer had said my dog doesn’t have an ear infection because she stuck her nose right in his ear and gave it a good sniff. She said “so how we mainly test for it is by looking at samples on a slide under a microscope”
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I told the receptionist at the vet that the groomer had said my dog doesn’t have an ear infection because she stuck her nose right in his ear and gave it a good sniff. She said “so how we mainly test for it is by looking at samples on a slide under a microscope”
It’s pouch time bitches #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It’s pouch time bitches #CelebrityTraitors
Friends fear she’s been sucked into Air Crash Investigation again
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Friends fear she’s been sucked into Air Crash Investigation again
At least in a post apocalyptic world I won’t have to open my phone and wonder what new stupid thing they’ve done to Outlook today
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
At least in a post apocalyptic world I won’t have to open my phone and wonder what new stupid thing they’ve done to Outlook today
Ramp for Dumbo’s takeoff
October 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Ramp for Dumbo’s takeoff
This is a friendly reminder that everyone should have a winter cold. If you do not have a winter cold, please go to a public place and wait for a person in possession of a winter cold to interact with you
October 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This is a friendly reminder that everyone should have a winter cold. If you do not have a winter cold, please go to a public place and wait for a person in possession of a winter cold to interact with you
Zombie archery, because your children need to prepare for our post-apocalyptic future
October 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Zombie archery, because your children need to prepare for our post-apocalyptic future
No matter what they claim to be on the packaging, all ready meals essentially turn out to be hot dip
October 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
No matter what they claim to be on the packaging, all ready meals essentially turn out to be hot dip
Ever since my friend showed me the dead body deep freeze in the cruise ship she worked on, I like to wonder if there are any dead bodies around any time I’m in a public building. New hobby for you
October 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Ever since my friend showed me the dead body deep freeze in the cruise ship she worked on, I like to wonder if there are any dead bodies around any time I’m in a public building. New hobby for you
MY BODY: please. Just one nutrient
ME: *laughing, cramming crisps into my mouth*
ME: *laughing, cramming crisps into my mouth*
October 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
MY BODY: please. Just one nutrient
ME: *laughing, cramming crisps into my mouth*
ME: *laughing, cramming crisps into my mouth*
Every time I watch a painting restoration video, I’m like man that would be so interesting for 5-8 minutes
October 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Every time I watch a painting restoration video, I’m like man that would be so interesting for 5-8 minutes
At some point in dog ownership, you feel like you’ve visited all the parks
October 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
At some point in dog ownership, you feel like you’ve visited all the parks