Matt Coyne / Man vs Baby
@manvsbaby.bsky.social
Matt Coyne.. also known as ‘Man vs Baby’ & Author of Sunday Times Bestsellers: 'Dummy', Man vs Toddler’ and ‘Frank and Red’ and other stuff.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1472297458
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1472297458
It's almost that time of year when my wife sits next to me on the sofa and glances at me like I'm a piece of shit. Because of what Alan Rickman did to Emma Thompson in a fictional film, released over 20 years ago.
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It's almost that time of year when my wife sits next to me on the sofa and glances at me like I'm a piece of shit. Because of what Alan Rickman did to Emma Thompson in a fictional film, released over 20 years ago.
‘Frank and Red’ is finally out in paperback in the US today!! 🇺🇸
(America, please treat my grumpy old bugger and relentless little boy kindly.. they’re fragile.) 💙📚 #booksky
(America, please treat my grumpy old bugger and relentless little boy kindly.. they’re fragile.) 💙📚 #booksky
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
‘Frank and Red’ is finally out in paperback in the US today!! 🇺🇸
(America, please treat my grumpy old bugger and relentless little boy kindly.. they’re fragile.) 💙📚 #booksky
(America, please treat my grumpy old bugger and relentless little boy kindly.. they’re fragile.) 💙📚 #booksky
FRANK & RED 99p /99c on kindle for the next 48 hrs!! 📚💙
#kindle #kindlereads #kindledeals #BooksWorthReading
#kindle #kindlereads #kindledeals #BooksWorthReading
September 28, 2025 at 10:53 AM
FRANK & RED 99p /99c on kindle for the next 48 hrs!! 📚💙
#kindle #kindlereads #kindledeals #BooksWorthReading
#kindle #kindlereads #kindledeals #BooksWorthReading
Controversial.. but does listening to an audiobook REALLY count as reading??
Well.. depends. If you’re listening to Frank and Red.. which for the next 24hrs has got a bunch of money off.. then yes.
(If it’s ANY other book..
then still yes. Course it does, don’t be a book snob). #audiobooks
Well.. depends. If you’re listening to Frank and Red.. which for the next 24hrs has got a bunch of money off.. then yes.
(If it’s ANY other book..
then still yes. Course it does, don’t be a book snob). #audiobooks
July 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Controversial.. but does listening to an audiobook REALLY count as reading??
Well.. depends. If you’re listening to Frank and Red.. which for the next 24hrs has got a bunch of money off.. then yes.
(If it’s ANY other book..
then still yes. Course it does, don’t be a book snob). #audiobooks
Well.. depends. If you’re listening to Frank and Red.. which for the next 24hrs has got a bunch of money off.. then yes.
(If it’s ANY other book..
then still yes. Course it does, don’t be a book snob). #audiobooks
You have just one hour left to get Frank and Red for less than a quid.. ⏰ Offer ends at midnight!!
#ebook #KindleDeals #kobo #ibooks #applebooks #googlebooks #kindlebooks
#ebook #KindleDeals #kobo #ibooks #applebooks #googlebooks #kindlebooks
June 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
You have just one hour left to get Frank and Red for less than a quid.. ⏰ Offer ends at midnight!!
#ebook #KindleDeals #kobo #ibooks #applebooks #googlebooks #kindlebooks
#ebook #KindleDeals #kobo #ibooks #applebooks #googlebooks #kindlebooks
…Made the mistake of offering to sell one of my little boy’s switch games on ebay. The money’s not even bloody cleared yet!?
June 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
…Made the mistake of offering to sell one of my little boy’s switch games on ebay. The money’s not even bloody cleared yet!?
⏰ It’s FATHERS DAY in just a few days! 🔥 Will he want one of these books? ..probably not. But he didn’t get you that foot spa you wanted either, did he?? So, bollocks to him.
June 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
⏰ It’s FATHERS DAY in just a few days! 🔥 Will he want one of these books? ..probably not. But he didn’t get you that foot spa you wanted either, did he?? So, bollocks to him.
⏰ 📖 Kindle users! For a limited time only.. and for a fraction of the cost of that streaming service you keep forgetting to cancel! #FrankAndRed #99p #KindleDeal #kindlebooks #kindle99p
June 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
⏰ 📖 Kindle users! For a limited time only.. and for a fraction of the cost of that streaming service you keep forgetting to cancel! #FrankAndRed #99p #KindleDeal #kindlebooks #kindle99p
Happy #onlychildday #onlychildday2025 !
‘The Only Monster is a joyous celebration of only children and the many shapes a family can take!’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
‘The Only Monster is a joyous celebration of only children and the many shapes a family can take!’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
April 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Happy #onlychildday #onlychildday2025 !
‘The Only Monster is a joyous celebration of only children and the many shapes a family can take!’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
‘The Only Monster is a joyous celebration of only children and the many shapes a family can take!’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The Only Monster! ASDA! This weekend. And it’s HALF off!? 🎉
(Got Charlie to take a photo to celebrate🙄 ..just look how happy the lower part of my body looks. This was the 4096th attempt btw. The rest are pictures of the ceiling, his foot, or just make me look I’ve sh* myself.) #childrensbooks
(Got Charlie to take a photo to celebrate🙄 ..just look how happy the lower part of my body looks. This was the 4096th attempt btw. The rest are pictures of the ceiling, his foot, or just make me look I’ve sh* myself.) #childrensbooks
March 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The Only Monster! ASDA! This weekend. And it’s HALF off!? 🎉
(Got Charlie to take a photo to celebrate🙄 ..just look how happy the lower part of my body looks. This was the 4096th attempt btw. The rest are pictures of the ceiling, his foot, or just make me look I’ve sh* myself.) #childrensbooks
(Got Charlie to take a photo to celebrate🙄 ..just look how happy the lower part of my body looks. This was the 4096th attempt btw. The rest are pictures of the ceiling, his foot, or just make me look I’ve sh* myself.) #childrensbooks
BATH kids event!
Sat 12th April, Ring o’ Bells. Kids go free (£6 adults) see ya there!
Sat 12th April, Ring o’ Bells. Kids go free (£6 adults) see ya there!
March 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
BATH kids event!
Sat 12th April, Ring o’ Bells. Kids go free (£6 adults) see ya there!
Sat 12th April, Ring o’ Bells. Kids go free (£6 adults) see ya there!
March 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
A quick Thank you, thank you, thank you! For all the messages and love and support for The Only Monster.
It jumped 36000% on publication day yesterday. I don’t think that’s even a number?? Your support is, as ever, massively appreciated. Matt x
#Childrensbooks
It jumped 36000% on publication day yesterday. I don’t think that’s even a number?? Your support is, as ever, massively appreciated. Matt x
#Childrensbooks
March 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
A quick Thank you, thank you, thank you! For all the messages and love and support for The Only Monster.
It jumped 36000% on publication day yesterday. I don’t think that’s even a number?? Your support is, as ever, massively appreciated. Matt x
#Childrensbooks
It jumped 36000% on publication day yesterday. I don’t think that’s even a number?? Your support is, as ever, massively appreciated. Matt x
#Childrensbooks
It’s Publication Day! SO SO proud of this book.. ‘A wildly funny and heart-warming picture book celebrating only children and the many shapes a family can take, The Only Monster is full of big laughs, and even bigger love. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️’ #childrensbooks #booksky #onlychild #theonlymonster 💙📚
March 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It’s Publication Day! SO SO proud of this book.. ‘A wildly funny and heart-warming picture book celebrating only children and the many shapes a family can take, The Only Monster is full of big laughs, and even bigger love. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️’ #childrensbooks #booksky #onlychild #theonlymonster 💙📚
March 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
THE ONLY MONSTER is coming soon…
I am so massively proud of this book! In a world where everything seems to be going to pot, it’s a ‘beautiful story about love and family’.
Preorders always very welcome!
And thank you so much to Waterstones for including it in their early bird offer! #booksky
I am so massively proud of this book! In a world where everything seems to be going to pot, it’s a ‘beautiful story about love and family’.
Preorders always very welcome!
And thank you so much to Waterstones for including it in their early bird offer! #booksky
February 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
THE ONLY MONSTER is coming soon…
I am so massively proud of this book! In a world where everything seems to be going to pot, it’s a ‘beautiful story about love and family’.
Preorders always very welcome!
And thank you so much to Waterstones for including it in their early bird offer! #booksky
I am so massively proud of this book! In a world where everything seems to be going to pot, it’s a ‘beautiful story about love and family’.
Preorders always very welcome!
And thank you so much to Waterstones for including it in their early bird offer! #booksky
Look, I know I said I’d shut up about Frank & Red for a bit, but I am contractually obliged to let you know.. the paperback has JUST been chucked in the bargain bin on the big river site that rhymes with Blammazun. 🔥 If you haven’t already read it, now would be a good time. #booksky
February 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Look, I know I said I’d shut up about Frank & Red for a bit, but I am contractually obliged to let you know.. the paperback has JUST been chucked in the bargain bin on the big river site that rhymes with Blammazun. 🔥 If you haven’t already read it, now would be a good time. #booksky
January 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This little book just keeps surprising me! All thanks to you who have taken to your heart the tale of Franklin and Red (and Kris Akabusi) ..and then told a friend. Keep going! I CANNOT thank you all enough. Matt x #Booksky 💙📚
January 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This little book just keeps surprising me! All thanks to you who have taken to your heart the tale of Franklin and Red (and Kris Akabusi) ..and then told a friend. Keep going! I CANNOT thank you all enough. Matt x #Booksky 💙📚
Aww sweetpea. 😂
January 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Aww sweetpea. 😂
🔥 Apparently, ‘Frank and Red’ is just 99 English pennies on Kindle! Not sure for how long.. so PLEASE share far and/or wide! x #Booksky 💙📚
January 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
🔥 Apparently, ‘Frank and Red’ is just 99 English pennies on Kindle! Not sure for how long.. so PLEASE share far and/or wide! x #Booksky 💙📚
Bought my little boy this ‘spy pen’ for Christmas.. thought I’d maybe teach him something educational but cool about espionage or science..
I give up.
I give up.
December 30, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Bought my little boy this ‘spy pen’ for Christmas.. thought I’d maybe teach him something educational but cool about espionage or science..
I give up.
I give up.