Umarell Roan
mantodamaurova.bsky.social
Umarell Roan
@mantodamaurova.bsky.social
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Squidge is it legal to put glue in your hands to avoid knock-ons?

I'm so fucking nervous.
February 14, 2026 at 3:04 PM
It's Brexmas
February 7, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Disappointed they didn't put Amsterdam-Zuidoost on top of the airport area.
February 4, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Donbas Draper
February 3, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Why are there like and subscribe buttons but not a hug one?
January 26, 2026 at 9:27 AM
First sign that you're old now.
January 18, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Bovril Snake
January 15, 2026 at 7:22 AM
The ones that only speak German.
January 15, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Italy will try the South African open play lineout lift three times in a game and lose the ball in all three attempts.
January 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Looking forward to try fentanyl icicles next summer.
January 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Look, being very concerned and monitoring the situation takes a lot of effort.
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Le siècle chinois
January 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
If you want to venture into Italian music...

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January 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Can't say Ls anymore with that jaw.
December 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
To be fair, panettone is an industrial invention by Motta. The more mass produced, the more faithful to tradition it is.
December 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Don't tell me I need to stop drinking it.
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Welcome to the team. Did you already find a building site?
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
A Very Woke Christmas - TrashFuture Animated
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December 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I was not working but still getting my salary. I stopped being stressed out and coping with drinking/eating and managed to lose 20kg. I wish it continued like that for at least another year.
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Honly Jon Benjamin
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
It's to prevent Israeli snipers from losing their jobs. More abortions means fewer children to shoot at.
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This smells like a new McKinsey HBO-Max disasterclass.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM