@manticpython.bsky.social
Me, covered in green paint and KY Jelly creeping around the corner of the Bounce House: “HI”
You: “Are you naked?”
Me, gleefully: “You have THREE MINUTES”
You: “…what?”
Me, launching my whole body at you and wailing: “THREE WHOLE MINUTES!!!”
HAVE I EVER BEEN TAKEN DOWN, NO! But you try! You try…
You: “Are you naked?”
Me, gleefully: “You have THREE MINUTES”
You: “…what?”
Me, launching my whole body at you and wailing: “THREE WHOLE MINUTES!!!”
HAVE I EVER BEEN TAKEN DOWN, NO! But you try! You try…
June 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Me, covered in green paint and KY Jelly creeping around the corner of the Bounce House: “HI”
You: “Are you naked?”
Me, gleefully: “You have THREE MINUTES”
You: “…what?”
Me, launching my whole body at you and wailing: “THREE WHOLE MINUTES!!!”
HAVE I EVER BEEN TAKEN DOWN, NO! But you try! You try…
You: “Are you naked?”
Me, gleefully: “You have THREE MINUTES”
You: “…what?”
Me, launching my whole body at you and wailing: “THREE WHOLE MINUTES!!!”
HAVE I EVER BEEN TAKEN DOWN, NO! But you try! You try…
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I have no idea what this might look like. You?
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I have no idea what this might look like. You?
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January 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I have no idea what this might look like. You?
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I have no idea what this might look like. You?
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How bout a cute pup to kick this off! Here’s Zero by the fire!
January 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
How bout a cute pup to kick this off! Here’s Zero by the fire!
HELLO BLUESKY! Welcome all TikTok refugees!
January 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
HELLO BLUESKY! Welcome all TikTok refugees!