If the folks setting up the new government in Syria want some ideas, I've looked into the situation for the last half hour or so and I think I could help. DMs are open.

Now that we've normalized posting each other's texts on the internet I talk to everyone like a cautious politician just in case. Do I want to hang out this weekend? Well let me say first of all how much I appreciate our friendship and I look forward to partnering with you on our shared priorities.

And Jesus entered the temple and said to the money changers, "You are an important part of the local economy and I'm looking forward to working with you"