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David G.
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When spaghetti is done, it will stick to the wall. You're welcome.
From Your lips to Your ears!
May 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
He should just claim gas prices are now negative. "I went to the Buc-ee's the other day and they paid me $200 to fill up my tank!!!"
May 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This will end real soon once someone tells Trump there are no altar girls at St Peters
May 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
He's just curious if any of the girls described him as "big"
March 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Was it RFK Jr?? And did he ditch the bear suit in Central Park when he was done?
March 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Isn't she a white pimp? I mean, at least during Beetlejuice musicals...
March 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Slava Ukraini. That's all that needs to be said.
March 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Thank you. 20 yrs ago my wife & I hosted a family for 3 months: mom, dad and 2 yr old child. That child is now 22 and working thru their gender identity. All that I, my wife, our kids want for that young person is to be safe & loved & supported. You fought for that young person today. Thank you.
March 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Let's call him Orange Nostradamus
March 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Decent human beings?
March 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
March 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"People tell me, Sir, they're eating the pets in NATO. I'm going to stop all NATO payments until we investigate this and stop these disgusting eatings in NATO!!! MAGA!"
February 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I grew up in the US with parents who only spoke Ilonggo with me, amd picked up a little Tagalog from my peers here. So the first time I went to Boracay, I crossed that invisible line from Iloilo Province to Aklan and found I could not understand a word anyone said at the McDonalds in Kalibo.
February 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I thought about writing a children's book series about a library in Normal, IL (where 3 of my kids went to ISU where a group of kids embark on various adventures. The 1st book title would be "A Perfectly Normal Public Library"
November 25, 2024 at 6:20 PM
He should tell Elmo they're on a road trip and as soon as Elmo needs to take a bathroom break, drive off and leave him by the side of the road. Hopefully he'll get the message.
November 25, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Do Klan hoods come in that shade of pink?
November 24, 2024 at 1:13 AM
It must be one of those "Black jobs" that Harris was going to give to some 17 yr old undocumented border crosser
November 24, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Absolutely
November 23, 2024 at 11:57 PM
It's a little crazy how I can recognize so many of these just from the profile pics, no names
November 23, 2024 at 11:57 PM
It's like Hillbilly Elegy but with ermine
November 23, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Popcorn time!
November 23, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I have a smoker attachment on my charcoal grill, several guitars, and hundreds of books. I don't need a single gun to feel like a man
November 23, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Shades of Bradbury's Haunted Computer and Android Pope
November 22, 2024 at 11:12 PM