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Multivalent mollusk into Sens, brains, minds, numbers, drums, cameras, photos, human and molluskular decency. Never argumentative. Nope. Sometimes I have a potty radula.🥳🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🎉
Can you blame him? What's next, requiring them to obey the law?
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Can you blame him? What's next, requiring them to obey the law?
Never mind how terrible that stuff is for the ozone layer.
January 16, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Never mind how terrible that stuff is for the ozone layer.
Go Gritty! Sincerely, sad Sens fan. :(
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Go Gritty! Sincerely, sad Sens fan. :(
With just mid goaltending this would be a top 3 team in the east.
But yeah, not a big fan here of homophobic mid goaltending.
But yeah, not a big fan here of homophobic mid goaltending.
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 AM
With just mid goaltending this would be a top 3 team in the east.
But yeah, not a big fan here of homophobic mid goaltending.
But yeah, not a big fan here of homophobic mid goaltending.
Those carbon fiber sticks aren't cheap. They need protection.
January 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Those carbon fiber sticks aren't cheap. They need protection.
All they need to do is promote Spence.
January 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
All they need to do is promote Spence.
Then we'll be able to track any actual progress they make toward becoming a serious NHL hockey club.
Maybe a "Throat Stomper" stat too. They have the killer instinct of a '60's love culture monarch butterfly.
"Oh, we're not sharing the puck with you? Our bad. Here, have a couple goals instead 🙂."
Maybe a "Throat Stomper" stat too. They have the killer instinct of a '60's love culture monarch butterfly.
"Oh, we're not sharing the puck with you? Our bad. Here, have a couple goals instead 🙂."
December 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Then we'll be able to track any actual progress they make toward becoming a serious NHL hockey club.
Maybe a "Throat Stomper" stat too. They have the killer instinct of a '60's love culture monarch butterfly.
"Oh, we're not sharing the puck with you? Our bad. Here, have a couple goals instead 🙂."
Maybe a "Throat Stomper" stat too. They have the killer instinct of a '60's love culture monarch butterfly.
"Oh, we're not sharing the puck with you? Our bad. Here, have a couple goals instead 🙂."
This is what these guys do. I think I'm gonna cancel my Evolving Hockey account. I don't GAF about this team's analytics anymore. They're pointless. Someone needs to come up with a stat for "finds ways to lose games that non-shitty teams will find ways to win".
December 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This is what these guys do. I think I'm gonna cancel my Evolving Hockey account. I don't GAF about this team's analytics anymore. They're pointless. Someone needs to come up with a stat for "finds ways to lose games that non-shitty teams will find ways to win".
Did you win some kind of lottery?
December 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Did you win some kind of lottery?
That's a perfectly legitimate position to hold. Not sure why you're speaking to sports fans, though. Enjoy the interaction but you'll find that 99.9% don't really gaf about your opinion. That's not a rhetorical "don't gaf". They really, truly don't care. And I'm not sure why you'd expect them to.
December 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
That's a perfectly legitimate position to hold. Not sure why you're speaking to sports fans, though. Enjoy the interaction but you'll find that 99.9% don't really gaf about your opinion. That's not a rhetorical "don't gaf". They really, truly don't care. And I'm not sure why you'd expect them to.
They go on a run, play us for suckers & dangle a glimmer of hope. Then kill it. This will be 1/8 points in their last 4 gp.
Somebody wake me up when they're 10 games over .500 (the real .500). I'm losing my will to gaf.
Somebody wake me up when they're 10 games over .500 (the real .500). I'm losing my will to gaf.
December 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
They go on a run, play us for suckers & dangle a glimmer of hope. Then kill it. This will be 1/8 points in their last 4 gp.
Somebody wake me up when they're 10 games over .500 (the real .500). I'm losing my will to gaf.
Somebody wake me up when they're 10 games over .500 (the real .500). I'm losing my will to gaf.
According to Evolving Hockey a couple of nights ago they were analytically the second best team in the league behind Colorado if you discount the goaltending (G± Components: Shot Volume + Shot Quality + Shooting).
4th according to MoneyPuck's Deserve-to-Win Power Rating (with goaltending removed).
4th according to MoneyPuck's Deserve-to-Win Power Rating (with goaltending removed).
December 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
According to Evolving Hockey a couple of nights ago they were analytically the second best team in the league behind Colorado if you discount the goaltending (G± Components: Shot Volume + Shot Quality + Shooting).
4th according to MoneyPuck's Deserve-to-Win Power Rating (with goaltending removed).
4th according to MoneyPuck's Deserve-to-Win Power Rating (with goaltending removed).
This is getting so old. Said the same thing just before they got on the now extinct hot streak. This team has absolutely zero killer instinct. It doesn't matter how well they play otherwise, they will overturn every stone finding ways to lose games that half decent teams will find ways to win.
December 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This is getting so old. Said the same thing just before they got on the now extinct hot streak. This team has absolutely zero killer instinct. It doesn't matter how well they play otherwise, they will overturn every stone finding ways to lose games that half decent teams will find ways to win.
Then we need to change the rules.
December 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Then we need to change the rules.
I'm not even sure why we have goalie interference rules if that's not gonna get called. 😐
December 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm not even sure why we have goalie interference rules if that's not gonna get called. 😐
Whether you like them, or not, 0 cal beverages do not contribute to obesity. Yes, there are far better beverages to consume but stop making shit up to advance whatever horseshjt nutrition narrative you happen to riding today.
December 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Whether you like them, or not, 0 cal beverages do not contribute to obesity. Yes, there are far better beverages to consume but stop making shit up to advance whatever horseshjt nutrition narrative you happen to riding today.
I think I was closer to the points you made, lol. Same with my other post today on Zetterlund.
December 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I think I was closer to the points you made, lol. Same with my other post today on Zetterlund.
Woot! (still haven't listened yet, had to make dinner)
December 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Woot! (still haven't listened yet, had to make dinner)
I guess my long-winded reply was triggered more by an accumulation of different people commenting & criticizing Zetterlund for a variety of different reasons. One thing very few people question about him is his work ethic and likable character and that's probably part of the need to defend him.😂
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I guess my long-winded reply was triggered more by an accumulation of different people commenting & criticizing Zetterlund for a variety of different reasons. One thing very few people question about him is his work ethic and likable character and that's probably part of the need to defend him.😂
(Nopw I'll watch the video to see how close I am to McGuire.)
December 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
(Nopw I'll watch the video to see how close I am to McGuire.)
He's no longer a defensive liability. Offensive impact is off the charts compared to the next closest D (Spence & Sandy) & his overall impact is also #1 on the team by a margin. 16th in the NHL among D in GAR/60. 7th offensively. Right where he almost always is.
(All based on E-H's GAR model.)
(All based on E-H's GAR model.)
December 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
He's no longer a defensive liability. Offensive impact is off the charts compared to the next closest D (Spence & Sandy) & his overall impact is also #1 on the team by a margin. 16th in the NHL among D in GAR/60. 7th offensively. Right where he almost always is.
(All based on E-H's GAR model.)
(All based on E-H's GAR model.)
Chabot has been a star & underrated for years. His game isn't flashy enough for most fans to get it. We see turnovers, D- zone gaffes. But not how he tilts the entire sheet of ice when he steps onto it. Play driving, zone exits & entries, moving the puck up ice, holding the line & QB'ing the cycle.
December 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Chabot has been a star & underrated for years. His game isn't flashy enough for most fans to get it. We see turnovers, D- zone gaffes. But not how he tilts the entire sheet of ice when he steps onto it. Play driving, zone exits & entries, moving the puck up ice, holding the line & QB'ing the cycle.
With all that dirt and all those geese, really everything should basically be free here.
December 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
With all that dirt and all those geese, really everything should basically be free here.
If anything it looks like they're benefiting from him.
With him on the first line, the team has two highly skilled/productive top 6 lines. Huge impact & makes them a lot harder to defend.
Deployment matters.
In terms of overall impact on the team, the guy's been a force & is only getting better.
With him on the first line, the team has two highly skilled/productive top 6 lines. Huge impact & makes them a lot harder to defend.
Deployment matters.
In terms of overall impact on the team, the guy's been a force & is only getting better.
December 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If anything it looks like they're benefiting from him.
With him on the first line, the team has two highly skilled/productive top 6 lines. Huge impact & makes them a lot harder to defend.
Deployment matters.
In terms of overall impact on the team, the guy's been a force & is only getting better.
With him on the first line, the team has two highly skilled/productive top 6 lines. Huge impact & makes them a lot harder to defend.
Deployment matters.
In terms of overall impact on the team, the guy's been a force & is only getting better.