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“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” -George Orwell
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Best headline all day.
Screenshot of Entertainment News article, with headline that reads: “Megyn Kelly says Jeffrey Epstein was 'not a pedophile' because 'he liked 15-year-old girls' "I realize this is disgusting."
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Oh yeah, totally the words of an innocent man, someone not all over the Epstein Files…
TruthSocial post by Trump that reads: “The Democrats are trying to bring up the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax again because they'll do anything at all to deflect on how badly they've done on the Shutdown, and so many other subjects. Only a very bad, or stupid, Republican would fall into that trap. The Democrats cost our Country $1.5 Trillion Dollars with their recent antics of viciously closing our Country, while at the same time putting many at risk — and they should pay a fair price. There should be no deflections to Epstein or anything else, and any Republicans involved should be focused only on opening up our Country, and fixing the massive damage caused by the Democrats!”
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
manitouryan.bsky.social
Man, we even got a killer aurora show down here in southern Colorado! We never get it this good! These are pics I just took on my phone!
The Northern Lights in Garden of the Gods (Colorado Springs, CO) The Northern Lights in Garden of the Gods (Colorado Springs, CO) The Northern Lights in Garden of the Gods (Colorado Springs, CO) The Northern Lights in Garden of the Gods (Colorado Springs, CO)
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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My daughter is 5’5”; I’m 6’1”. Granted, this truck did not have the stock setup - it was jacked up on aftermarket shocks- but still, how is something like this legally allowed on the roads? This is fucking insane!
A young woman, 5’5” tall, stands in front of a giant pickup truck. Her head barely clears the top of the hood. An adult man, 6’1” tall, stands in front of a giant pickup truck. His shoulders don’t even clear the top of the hood.
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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What a pious man he is.
Mike Johnson's "Christian values" are now on full display: Children Starve ☑️ Pedophiles skate ☑️
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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In Colorado, we run 5k’s in bear costumes.
A middle-aged man in a bear costume, taking a selfie amidst a bunch of other people in bear costumes.
November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Trump just ensured Mamdani’s win.
Guardian headline that reads: “Trump endorses Andrew Cuomo, threatens to cut New York funding if Zohran Mamdani wins mayoral election”
November 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Post a perfect album from 1989.
The album cover for Tom Petty's "Full Moon Fever".
October 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I saw this on Reddit. It's pretty much spot on.
October 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Can’t stay on the wharf and not stop in for at least one of these bad boys.
An Irish coffee on the bar at the Buena Vista in San Francisco.
October 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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It got even better a little later…
October 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Your moment of zen…
October 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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And now for a little escape with the fam…
The Bay Bridge (San Francisco) in black & white.
October 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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There's going to be a lot of rude awakenings among the MAGA crowd...
(comic) A man is in a hospital bed with a broken arm. His MAGA hat lies on the stand next to his bed. The doctor, looking at the man's chart, says, "You no longer have Medicaid, so expect a big beautiful bill."
October 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Sun’s rays shining over silhouetted mountains after sunset.
October 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Look at those little kids walking by. They're growing up thinking this is the American norm.
People walk among masked and armed ICE officers in Chicago, in front of Trump Tower.
September 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Your new doctors.
Picture of Musk, Trump, Trump Jr., and RFK, all labeled with various drugs they're noted for taking, with the caption reading: "This is the group telling you not to take Tylenol."
September 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Spent some time in the high country today…

#Colorado #hiking #autumn #dogs
Two dogs hanging above timberline on Almagre Mountain, one wanting to play and ready to pounce. Pikes Peak looms in the background. Mountain landscape, with a bunch of pine trees in the foreground, and a mountain covered in golden aspens (fall splendor!) in the background. Another park, summiting above timberline, looms beyond.
September 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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The colors were popping on the drive out to Cripple Creek today! These are just some unedited iPhone snaps, but I’m going to have some sick pics off my other camera.

#colorado #autumn
Fall colors popping along (CO) Highway 67 on the way to Cripple Creek. Fall colors popping along (CO) Highway 67 on the way to Cripple Creek. Fall colors popping along (CO) Highway 67 on the way to Cripple Creek.
September 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Were you thinking of remodeling your house? Well, no, you weren’t.
TruthSocial post from Trump: “We will be imposing a 50% Tariff on all Kitchen Cabinets, Bathroom Vanities, and associated products, starting October 1st, 2025. Additionally, we will be charging a 30% Tariff on Upholstered Furniture. The reason for this is the large scale "FLOODING" of these products into the United States by other outside Countries. It is a very unfair practice, but we must protect, for National Security and other reasons, our Manufacturing process. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
September 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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This is a freshly opened bag of potato chips. I know “contents may settle,” but what the actual fuck…
A freshly opened bag of potato chips, less than half full.
September 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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The Pixies were alright, too… :)
September 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Spoon ripped it up (at Red Rocks)! Bring on The Pixies!
September 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Again,
“5,203 mass shootings since 2015. FOUR of them by trans people. Yet MAGA clowns keep attacking trans folks instead of doing a damn thing to stop these shootings. They've got all the power at their fingertips, but won't lift a finger to actually protect our kids.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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RFK can go fuck himself.
“5,203 mass shootings since 2015. FOUR of them by trans people. Yet MAGA clowns keep attacking trans folks instead of doing a damn thing to stop these shootings. They've got all the power at their fingertips, but won't lift a finger to actually protect our kids.”
August 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM