Manic Pixie Dream Hag
@manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social
Community College Prof in Houston, Texas. Non-Award Winning, Non-Bestselling Writer. Rather old mom to young twins and also too many damn cats.
Son: “Mama, you know everyone has private parts.”
Me: “Uh, yeah…that’s right.”
Son: “Even vegetarians.” #kids #parentsky
Me: “Uh, yeah…that’s right.”
Son: “Even vegetarians.” #kids #parentsky
August 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Son: “Mama, you know everyone has private parts.”
Me: “Uh, yeah…that’s right.”
Son: “Even vegetarians.” #kids #parentsky
Me: “Uh, yeah…that’s right.”
Son: “Even vegetarians.” #kids #parentsky
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As a liberal, I feel so owned every time RFK Jr goes swimming in raw sewage. He better not do it again and again. There are only so many lib tears I can part with.
May 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
As a liberal, I feel so owned every time RFK Jr goes swimming in raw sewage. He better not do it again and again. There are only so many lib tears I can part with.
My daughter and some of the neighbor kids decided to run a lemonade stand. The Amazon driver stopped and Zelle-ed me four dollars for a cup of lukewarm, watery goodness. You are the best, Tauraun. #parentsky #kids #TauraunDaBomb
May 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My daughter and some of the neighbor kids decided to run a lemonade stand. The Amazon driver stopped and Zelle-ed me four dollars for a cup of lukewarm, watery goodness. You are the best, Tauraun. #parentsky #kids #TauraunDaBomb
Son: Mama, when I grow up I’m going to be a soldier!
Daughter: No! You could get killed!
Son: I’m not going to get killed, I’ll just get some scratches and blood on me. Um…and maybe I’ll get an arm cut off.
Do all children wake up and spend the day saying fucked up shit, or just mine? #parentsky
Daughter: No! You could get killed!
Son: I’m not going to get killed, I’ll just get some scratches and blood on me. Um…and maybe I’ll get an arm cut off.
Do all children wake up and spend the day saying fucked up shit, or just mine? #parentsky
May 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Son: Mama, when I grow up I’m going to be a soldier!
Daughter: No! You could get killed!
Son: I’m not going to get killed, I’ll just get some scratches and blood on me. Um…and maybe I’ll get an arm cut off.
Do all children wake up and spend the day saying fucked up shit, or just mine? #parentsky
Daughter: No! You could get killed!
Son: I’m not going to get killed, I’ll just get some scratches and blood on me. Um…and maybe I’ll get an arm cut off.
Do all children wake up and spend the day saying fucked up shit, or just mine? #parentsky
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Son: Mama guess what this is?
Me: A Robot?
Son: NO a monster with robot HANDS.
Me: A Robot?
Son: NO a monster with robot HANDS.
May 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Son: Mama guess what this is?
Me: A Robot?
Son: NO a monster with robot HANDS.
Me: A Robot?
Son: NO a monster with robot HANDS.
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And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes.
We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.
We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.
April 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes.
We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.
We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.
The Onion is really stepping up its game these days.
April 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The Onion is really stepping up its game these days.
Asshole cat caught a snake in the backyard and dragged it in through the pet door to play with. Below, one small (okay VERY small, but still…) dead snake and the asshole in question…
April 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Asshole cat caught a snake in the backyard and dragged it in through the pet door to play with. Below, one small (okay VERY small, but still…) dead snake and the asshole in question…
I’m going to shit on his grave someday and I’m going to stop at an “all you can eat” corn restaurant first. #Trump
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Trump signs executive order to begin dismantling Education Department, raising questions for students and parents | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump on Thursday signed an executive order to begin dismantling the US Department of Education, seeking to fulfill decades of conservative ambition to get rid of the agency, but rais...
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March 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I’m going to shit on his grave someday and I’m going to stop at an “all you can eat” corn restaurant first. #Trump
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At the park with my twins and another kindergartener approached us. She said she’d seen us there before and asked questions about the twins’ school and where we lived. After she left, my daughter watched her with narrowed eyes then turned to me and said “do you think she’s a cop?” #parenting #kids
March 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
At the park with my twins and another kindergartener approached us. She said she’d seen us there before and asked questions about the twins’ school and where we lived. After she left, my daughter watched her with narrowed eyes then turned to me and said “do you think she’s a cop?” #parenting #kids
I’ve been trying to deactivate/delete my twitter account for months and the tech over there is so shit I can’t even log in. It keeps sending me through an endless loop of error messages and password resets. “Cosplay Hitler” runs everything he touches straight into the ground.
March 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I’ve been trying to deactivate/delete my twitter account for months and the tech over there is so shit I can’t even log in. It keeps sending me through an endless loop of error messages and password resets. “Cosplay Hitler” runs everything he touches straight into the ground.
Remember this gen from his first term? “Trade wars are good and easy to win” #Trump #agedlikemilk
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March 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Remember this gen from his first term? “Trade wars are good and easy to win” #Trump #agedlikemilk
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So firing 80,000 VA workers (most veterans themselves) only to turn around and hire the goddamn traitors who tried to help you overthrow the government?
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From the democrats community on Reddit: While Trump and Elon are gutting civil service jobs and firing millions of our veterans, he's inviting J6ers to apply for jobs. Way to pour salt in their wounds...
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March 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
So firing 80,000 VA workers (most veterans themselves) only to turn around and hire the goddamn traitors who tried to help you overthrow the government?
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Tuesday protest at John Cornyn’s office. Houston Strong! @maddow.msnbc.com #Houston #Dems #NoKings #CornynGrowAPair
March 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Tuesday protest at John Cornyn’s office. Houston Strong! @maddow.msnbc.com #Houston #Dems #NoKings #CornynGrowAPair
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The Right spent decades telling angry, unstable men and women that they needed private arsenals to protect from a tyrannical government.
Then they became the tyrannical government. #Elon #Tesla
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Then they became the tyrannical government. #Elon #Tesla
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Anger at Elon Musk turns violent with molotov cocktails and gunfire at Tesla lots
The string of violence against Tesla storefronts, charging stations and vehicles exacerbates the company’s woes, analysts said
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March 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The Right spent decades telling angry, unstable men and women that they needed private arsenals to protect from a tyrannical government.
Then they became the tyrannical government. #Elon #Tesla
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
Then they became the tyrannical government. #Elon #Tesla
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My daughter and son were exchanging riddles.
Daughter: Umm Ok, I have one! What’s right here and is annoying?
Son (excited): Oh! oh! Is it me???
Daughter: YES!!!!
Son (delighted): Yay, I got it!!
#parenting #parentsky #kids
Daughter: Umm Ok, I have one! What’s right here and is annoying?
Son (excited): Oh! oh! Is it me???
Daughter: YES!!!!
Son (delighted): Yay, I got it!!
#parenting #parentsky #kids
March 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
My daughter and son were exchanging riddles.
Daughter: Umm Ok, I have one! What’s right here and is annoying?
Son (excited): Oh! oh! Is it me???
Daughter: YES!!!!
Son (delighted): Yay, I got it!!
#parenting #parentsky #kids
Daughter: Umm Ok, I have one! What’s right here and is annoying?
Son (excited): Oh! oh! Is it me???
Daughter: YES!!!!
Son (delighted): Yay, I got it!!
#parenting #parentsky #kids
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If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.
If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.
If you're under 30, the number is 100%.
If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.
If you're under 30, the number is 100%.
March 6, 2025 at 10:57 AM
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.
If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.
If you're under 30, the number is 100%.
If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.
If you're under 30, the number is 100%.
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