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Hazel Zhang
@mangoats.bsky.social
MA GRSJ UBC
BFA Printmaking RISD
i always forget to ask for no cilantro
@broqqoli.bsky.social
parents are trying to set me up with this # maninSTEM who's doing like a phd in computer science at UC. to combat this i will say "sorry it'll only work out if u transition to female for me🥺". everyone get more transgender now
September 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
friend and i have been doing this bit where i ragebait her by sending her images like a screenshot of the wikihow article for "How to Get over Anger Caused by Video Games" and she replies with "everyone is so mean 2 me💔[freddy fazbear] all the time"
September 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
every paper that i read in social justice grad school has been saying this
September 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
if this academia stuff doesnt work out i might just become a youtube utaite and start a maid cafe
September 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
might be needlessly pissed off abt this but how come these grown ass ppl older than me in my grad department fail to understand what a group project is. why u going off and doing your own bullshit, ignoring my suggestions & telling me what part im supposed to do while writing over my notes. smfh
September 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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job market so bad it has me chasing my dreams as an unpopular internet oc artist
September 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Also, focusing on immigration only in relation to impact on workers & economies in imperial core completely IGNORES root causes like ongoing colonialism, genocides, mining, extraction, climate catastrophe etc that compel migration. Immigration is not a domestic issue, it's an internationalist issue
September 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
once my fresh out of grad school prof for junior crit was projecting his laptop screen and the name on his outlook was "little timmy meow-meow" (his second middle name is thomas)
September 6, 2025 at 10:25 AM
thought grad dept orientation was gonna be like this but then my advisor said "you can negotiate with your profs on a creative project instead of a paper. we're trying to decolonialize essays" which is a crazy Woke statement thats so on brand for the department of gender race and social justice
September 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
young millenial prof for my 500 class introduced himself as autistic and sent this "saying yippee with all my chest" email out to our class about the syllabus after LOL
September 6, 2025 at 9:04 AM
mango summer🦜🥭
June 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "
March 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
crystal&friends continue to surveil/suppress students. collecting work without authorization=way for risd to identify students and enact individual punishment

hyperallergic.com/999241/risd-...
RISD Shuts Down Students’ Pro-Palestine Art Show
The school said it would relocate the exhibition, which was on view in a public cafe, to a private building in order to “uphold safety.”
hyperallergic.com
March 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM