What they don't tell you about mtg is the cards are alive and shuffling is a sex thing for them
May 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
What they don't tell you about mtg is the cards are alive and shuffling is a sex thing for them
Making sure to wear my shirt that says "secretly evil" so people know what to expect
May 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Making sure to wear my shirt that says "secretly evil" so people know what to expect
Jin-gitaxias is so funny dude. Imagine pulling up to a fight with a car that has a vat of super-piranhas directly under the driver's seat. This was the guy they had planning the invasion
April 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Jin-gitaxias is so funny dude. Imagine pulling up to a fight with a car that has a vat of super-piranhas directly under the driver's seat. This was the guy they had planning the invasion
The haters will try to bolt me, not realizing that my toughness increases before state-based actions are checked
April 19, 2025 at 7:42 AM
The haters will try to bolt me, not realizing that my toughness increases before state-based actions are checked
They should make a format thats like commander but everyone gives each other a little kiss at the end
April 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
They should make a format thats like commander but everyone gives each other a little kiss at the end
Just had the sickest idea for a commander deck. It does the exact same thing as one of my other commander decks, but get this: the colors are slightly different
April 13, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Just had the sickest idea for a commander deck. It does the exact same thing as one of my other commander decks, but get this: the colors are slightly different
Fucked up how you have to put in work in order to engage with your hobbies. The local game store should be coming to me
January 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Fucked up how you have to put in work in order to engage with your hobbies. The local game store should be coming to me
ordering a burger at in n out. i tell them to "give it titties" with full confidence
February 12, 2024 at 7:35 PM
ordering a burger at in n out. i tell them to "give it titties" with full confidence
casting a spell to make my penis less fucked up, wish me luck!!!
February 11, 2024 at 4:46 PM
casting a spell to make my penis less fucked up, wish me luck!!!
This town ain't big enough for the one of me.
February 8, 2024 at 5:05 PM
This town ain't big enough for the one of me.
more like poo sky am i right? am i right? anyone? am i right?
February 6, 2024 at 11:16 PM
more like poo sky am i right? am i right? anyone? am i right?
got my ass kicked at the piano recital. it was my fault
February 6, 2024 at 11:13 PM
got my ass kicked at the piano recital. it was my fault
these chips are gonna make me go evil mode
February 6, 2024 at 11:00 PM
these chips are gonna make me go evil mode
forsooth, i did it to em
February 6, 2024 at 10:53 PM
forsooth, i did it to em
damn... im thinking about jade harley... its terminal
February 6, 2024 at 10:44 PM
damn... im thinking about jade harley... its terminal
i write the word "society" on a sticky note and then tear it up. everyone at the funeral claps
February 6, 2024 at 7:08 PM
i write the word "society" on a sticky note and then tear it up. everyone at the funeral claps
playing street fighter but the characters are too hot and i have an aneurysm
February 6, 2024 at 7:05 PM
playing street fighter but the characters are too hot and i have an aneurysm
dastardly man is assaulting my castle and the archers literally dont care??? dungeon
February 6, 2024 at 7:01 PM
dastardly man is assaulting my castle and the archers literally dont care??? dungeon
performing the "two kings gambit" where i distract my opponent by kissing them tenderly
February 6, 2024 at 6:59 PM
performing the "two kings gambit" where i distract my opponent by kissing them tenderly
establishing homestuck on bluesky like introducing a sick animal to a wildlife preserve
February 6, 2024 at 6:35 PM
establishing homestuck on bluesky like introducing a sick animal to a wildlife preserve
who out here bluein they sky
February 6, 2024 at 6:32 PM
who out here bluein they sky