At a hockey game. When do I get to eat the puck

Citizens of Oz, probably

Getting to the airport too early is so embarrassing because why was I here over 2 hours before my flight like an utter buffoon

the real enemy in the "war on christmas" is final exams

spotify wrapped but it's every time i went nonverbal after getting overstimulated or upset

about to attend my sunday place of worship: solidcore

i can't wait for winter break. 4 straight weeks of brain off time.
gonna live. gonna laugh. gonna love.

If anyone’s got my back, it’s a fusilli. Of any variety.

CAT ON DA TABLE 🔥😎💯🔥

Shoutout to Ben and Jerry. They knew what they were doing fr

when will people who think Wicked is a sing-along stop going to see it in theaters? asking for a friend

Law school is so silly because why am I screaming crying throwing up over a fake trial

"locking in," i.e., focusing for 25 minutes without looking at my phone

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