Are a lot of my cancer ♋️ folk also Hufflepuffs just asking for a friend I sincerely know nothing ??

Last night at a drag show, a queen told me I looked 19 in front of the whole audience and then I won the twerking contest on stage and I am going to ride this high until I get my next charlie horse

Like yeahhhhhh they pulling DEI @ companies, but I fear some of you unemployed moochy white men are still too much of a loser to get hired anywhere, sorry 😔🥺😞

2025 been wild but at least the Eagles are going to the Super Bowl

It feels like all of us are losing or just lost a loved one and then the world is scary and like America is making me sick to my stomach and I hate the way everything is AND I’m on my period so I am just very much not okay rn BUT I’m glad coloring books and cats exist tbh

Existential dread ❤️

Mostly just salty Snoop has to be kicked outta my dream blunt rotation 😔

Because what do you mean beans on toast