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mandolegion.bsky.social
Wil the Plot-Breaker
@mandolegion.bsky.social
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Star Wars nerd and broad-spectrum geek. Raised as a PC gamer. Amateur custom costumer and prop maker.

Just a man trying to make their way in the galaxy, though not certain where we are or how we got here...
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Truly, the Devil's horn.
A cropped screenshot of a Bluesky post that says saxophone. It has 666 likes.
September 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Best review ever.
A screenshot of a one star review for a pair of expensive sneakers designed to look like trash. The review reads, summarizing the rich appropriating. Eight people found this helpful.
July 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
mandolegion.bsky.social
Almost there....
#SWCJ
Photo of a line of people leading to the Celebration Store at Star Wars Celebrstion Japan 2025.
April 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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It's like déjà-frickin'-vu, man.
Screenshot of a BlueSky feed featuring a double post by B Dave Walters stating "All of this has happened before, and will happen again."
April 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Man, this thing was cheaper than everything but that one from Acolyte - even the marked down item is more expensive! 🤣
Box art for a Gundam model, The Gundam Base Limited Edition RX-78-2 Gunfam Ver.3.0 Titanium Finish.
April 14, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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Image features two pictures of Gowron. One Gowron is captioned "Combat does not determine who is right..." The second, smiling Gowron is captioned "But it always determines who is left."
January 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
mandolegion.bsky.social
My boss once complimented me saying that I "can write an email and be an asshole without sounding like an asshole." And I told him that, to learn my ways, he needed to watch TNG.
Worf and Picard on the Klingon Homeworld being confronted by Duras. The image is captioned: How to say "Fuck around and find out" with some goddamn clas. Within the image is quoted text of Picard telling Duras, "You may test that assumption at your convenience."
January 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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But, sir, surely you recognize that *this* is a face you can trust.
November 18, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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November 6, 2024 at 1:50 PM
mandolegion.bsky.social
I suddenly feel like I need to know what the average shelf life of a fortune cookie is...
A fortune strip from a cookie opened in October that reads, "August will be a time for spiritual growth."
October 19, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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Amusing how things line up sometimes.
October 8, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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Seems appropriate.
September 26, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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Does that make me a whipper snapper?
September 17, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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Literally just saw this elsewhere. 😂
September 1, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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Of all the jokes embedded in this, can I just point out that "Undersheriff" sounds like a title more befitting a crime ring than a law enforcement agency?
A printout notice from a county sheriff's office with a black and white image of a coyote. Text indicates that the animals are typically nocturnal but can be seen during the day, and that this is not cause to call 911. However, it does indicate certain coyote behaviors that would warrant a 911 call, including: Carrying any product marked ACME Dropping anvils from hot air balloons Posting signs such as detour or free bird seed In possession of a giant magnet In possession of a catapult Detonation TNT On roller skates with rockets attached
August 28, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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Yes. My armor, then (2008) and now (2023). Oya Manda!
A kneeling Mandalorian, weapons drawn. His armor is blue and black with a leather duster worn over the armor. A Mandalorian in blue and black armor cradling a rifle. He is wearing a leather trenchcoat with silver and blue pahldrons over the armor.
August 8, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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Heard someone say it's Prime Day again today, so here's the annual reminder for all the heathens about the real reason for the season. #TillAllAreOne
Text in image: Prime Day has become too commercialized and everyone has forgotten the true meaning of the holiday. HE DIED FOR YOU, PEOPLE. Inset below the text is the gray-scale lifeless form of Optimus Prime, who fell in battle defending Earth and Cybertron alike.
July 17, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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I grok this. I let my boy, Murrey, go almost three years ago after having him for thirteen, ever since he was a pup. And I still miss the fluffy goofball.
A black and white Siberian husky lying on a hard floor in front of a couch. His bed can be seen in the bottom right corner, unoccupied. His head is resting on the edge of his water bowl.
June 18, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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Nice. 👨‍🚀
A sepia-toned image of a barren world and the starboard side of a small spaceship in the left-hand foreground. On the right-hand side, at a great distance, is a spired structure. In-between them is a humanoid explorer in a space suit walking into the distance. Superimposed text in white provides some statistics for one player's time spent in Starfield this year: 69% of Steam play time, over 144 sessions.
December 21, 2023 at 1:41 AM
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I love the smell of new corebooks in the evening. 😎
Image is of a book titled "Salvage Union," the core rulebook for the TTRPG of the same name. The cover is ragged in blues and white in the style of old car repair manuals, with a cutaway of one of the game's mechs featured prominently.
November 15, 2023 at 10:36 PM
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I hacked the system. A special Giff just for you!
An illustration of a hippo man in a blue uniform jacket with a red collar. He has a monocle and a smoking pipe hanging from his smiling mouth. A starry sky is in the background.
October 26, 2023 at 7:18 PM
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Sweet dreams are made from these...
A mind flayer looks on menacingly.
August 17, 2023 at 11:39 AM
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Presented with neither comment nor context unto the great blue yonder.
A version of the Barbie movie poster with pink background and Jar Jar Binks, wearing magenta clothes, a blonde wig, and white cowboy hat, beneath the title "JarJarbie."
August 12, 2023 at 10:44 PM