Eli
@mandelaeffect.bsky.social
Recently got my priorities straight and now my only goal in life is to go viral.
Portland tomato season is one of my favorite summer traditions
August 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Portland tomato season is one of my favorite summer traditions
Gorilla gardening looks a lot different than it used to.
July 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Gorilla gardening looks a lot different than it used to.
Frankie, one of my dogs, was going beast mode today.
July 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Frankie, one of my dogs, was going beast mode today.
I know there’s a lot going on right now, but the New York Times does not have Twin Peaks: The Return on their list of best movies of the 21st century. Fools, idiots, and ne’er do wells at the paper of record. It won’t even show up if you type it in. A void.
June 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I know there’s a lot going on right now, but the New York Times does not have Twin Peaks: The Return on their list of best movies of the 21st century. Fools, idiots, and ne’er do wells at the paper of record. It won’t even show up if you type it in. A void.
Congrats to all Last of Us season 2 for all who celebrate
April 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Congrats to all Last of Us season 2 for all who celebrate
Sometimes I paint things that are meant to look nice
April 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Sometimes I paint things that are meant to look nice
AI art fucking sucks. Fascists fucking suck. Porco Rosso? He fucking rocks
March 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
AI art fucking sucks. Fascists fucking suck. Porco Rosso? He fucking rocks
Keep wondering if the trickle of insane shit will end, but I think Oliver Otter said it best. He hasn’t been the same since Cleveland traded Francisco Lindor.
March 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Keep wondering if the trickle of insane shit will end, but I think Oliver Otter said it best. He hasn’t been the same since Cleveland traded Francisco Lindor.
It’s important to stay active throughout all of your life
March 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It’s important to stay active throughout all of your life
It took me 17 hours to make this.
February 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It took me 17 hours to make this.
I’ve been drawing these little mushrooms recently and I think this one came out ok.
January 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’ve been drawing these little mushrooms recently and I think this one came out ok.
Ok ok I ran out of time because I spent too long making this t shirt. God forgive me.
January 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Ok ok I ran out of time because I spent too long making this t shirt. God forgive me.
Getting this tattooed down my spine
January 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Getting this tattooed down my spine
People keep showing up at my house asking me to paint Nancy as a Na’vi on wood board and refuse to leave. I told them no for a long time and then when I finally do it, they’re nowhere to be found.
January 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
People keep showing up at my house asking me to paint Nancy as a Na’vi on wood board and refuse to leave. I told them no for a long time and then when I finally do it, they’re nowhere to be found.
A fake Ian Karmel account just sent me the coolest message. I take these words to heart. I’ll never stop believing in you fake Ian Karmel account!
December 12, 2024 at 4:19 PM
A fake Ian Karmel account just sent me the coolest message. I take these words to heart. I’ll never stop believing in you fake Ian Karmel account!
Anyone check in with this guy recently?
December 4, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Anyone check in with this guy recently?
Dale Cooper doppelgänger is my number one pick for a nightmare blunt rotation
November 23, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Dale Cooper doppelgänger is my number one pick for a nightmare blunt rotation
Politics are bad. Psychedelic portraits of my dog? Now that is very good.
November 21, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Politics are bad. Psychedelic portraits of my dog? Now that is very good.