I’ve taken up embroidery this year, I’m planning on learning how to crochet and intend to learn how to bake macrons. I love unemployment so much
January 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I’ve taken up embroidery this year, I’m planning on learning how to crochet and intend to learn how to bake macrons. I love unemployment so much
Finished Stranger Things 5. Imma need the fanfics to go off so I can find peace
a cartoon of a fish saying pain in front of a red background
ALT: a cartoon of a fish saying pain in front of a red background
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January 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Finished Stranger Things 5. Imma need the fanfics to go off so I can find peace
Stranger Things S5 = it pays to be gay
a little girl in a blue tank top says ain 't nothin wrong with bein ' a little gay
ALT: a little girl in a blue tank top says ain 't nothin wrong with bein ' a little gay
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December 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Stranger Things S5 = it pays to be gay
I realized that I am truly back in the homeland when my mom had to gently remind me about scorpion protocol hahahah
December 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I realized that I am truly back in the homeland when my mom had to gently remind me about scorpion protocol hahahah
I’m doing a spa day for my birthday and I’m feeling like a greased up baby seal lmao
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I’m doing a spa day for my birthday and I’m feeling like a greased up baby seal lmao
I protect the family 🫶🏻
November 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I protect the family 🫶🏻
Wanted to remind y’all about the greatest piece of literature of all time
November 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Wanted to remind y’all about the greatest piece of literature of all time
Yesterday, my sister watched a sad edit from The Secret Life of an American Teenager and sobbed so hard it ruined her whole night. It makes me so grateful my antidepressant cocktail is working for me bc I can’t say that wouldn’t be me without them
October 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Yesterday, my sister watched a sad edit from The Secret Life of an American Teenager and sobbed so hard it ruined her whole night. It makes me so grateful my antidepressant cocktail is working for me bc I can’t say that wouldn’t be me without them
I’m eating at iHop alone rn bc my home inspection is being done and all I can think about is: was there enough time between them going into my bathroom and my morning constitutional lmaooooo
October 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I’m eating at iHop alone rn bc my home inspection is being done and all I can think about is: was there enough time between them going into my bathroom and my morning constitutional lmaooooo
One thing about me is: good luck pinning me down bc if I can’t then no one can
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
One thing about me is: good luck pinning me down bc if I can’t then no one can
I don’t care what y’all say- all of those girls were too good for those guys and I’m glad none of them got married. #LoveisBlind
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I don’t care what y’all say- all of those girls were too good for those guys and I’m glad none of them got married. #LoveisBlind
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Lorde has removed her discography from Apple Music in Israel.
October 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Lorde has removed her discography from Apple Music in Israel.
As I get older, I find myself more and more drawn the the Eagles. But I was raised to be a Cowboys fan. What does it mean????
October 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
As I get older, I find myself more and more drawn the the Eagles. But I was raised to be a Cowboys fan. What does it mean????
Don’t forget to stream Taylor Swift’s The Life of A Showgirl today!!! My girl is in love and being sweet, hilarious, beautiful, sassy, (lowkey horny lmfao) and esoteric as fuck. She is my pop diva 5ever
October 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Don’t forget to stream Taylor Swift’s The Life of A Showgirl today!!! My girl is in love and being sweet, hilarious, beautiful, sassy, (lowkey horny lmfao) and esoteric as fuck. She is my pop diva 5ever
The Discovery of Witches on Netflix would have done Twilight numbers if they’d cast someone else as Matthew de Clermont such as the dreamy Theo James bc everything else was really good
October 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The Discovery of Witches on Netflix would have done Twilight numbers if they’d cast someone else as Matthew de Clermont such as the dreamy Theo James bc everything else was really good
Found out my grandma is back in contact with my cousin who brutally assaulted her! Like almost successfully killed her! I asked what was gonna be done about it and my family’s take is that “it’s hard because she is a grown adult” I am about to cut absolutely everyone off. I’m sick and tired omfg
September 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Found out my grandma is back in contact with my cousin who brutally assaulted her! Like almost successfully killed her! I asked what was gonna be done about it and my family’s take is that “it’s hard because she is a grown adult” I am about to cut absolutely everyone off. I’m sick and tired omfg
Y’all I have to end up rich bc paying people to clean my stuff is so awesome omg
September 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Y’all I have to end up rich bc paying people to clean my stuff is so awesome omg
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its kind of insane that we’ve been forced to watch rightwingers openly celebrate and taunt everyone over the death of people like trayvon martin for over a decade now and now they’re trying to grandstand over the one time it’s personally affected them and political project
September 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
its kind of insane that we’ve been forced to watch rightwingers openly celebrate and taunt everyone over the death of people like trayvon martin for over a decade now and now they’re trying to grandstand over the one time it’s personally affected them and political project
Conservatives truly disturb my peace
September 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Conservatives truly disturb my peace
Damn, who knew that I knew so many Charlie Kirk fans lmao people are maaaaad at me on Instagram
September 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Damn, who knew that I knew so many Charlie Kirk fans lmao people are maaaaad at me on Instagram
These former students may be legal adults, but I still wanna call their parents when they post wild shit on their instagrams
September 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
These former students may be legal adults, but I still wanna call their parents when they post wild shit on their instagrams
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I deleted the games off my phone. Everyone clap for me bc my obsessive nature had me clocking in hella hours on 1010! and Candy Crush
August 31, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I deleted the games off my phone. Everyone clap for me bc my obsessive nature had me clocking in hella hours on 1010! and Candy Crush
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Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
August 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"