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@manateemiracle.bsky.social
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entering again into the never-ending loop of shitty social media platforms
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manateemiracle.bsky.social
i used to see this stuff so much during high school and would be so scandalized at the idea of a horny beverage
It's a beverage called neuro GASM PLAYFUL ENERGY drink chilled.
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
my editor is very cross with me.
It's Bean the kitty. Her ears are airplaning and her eyes are fixed in an adorable glare. She's sitting in front of me on my bed. My laptop is on the left.
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
this is like me supporting the deaf community and his sword is like my stenograph
It's Guts from Berserk holding the hilt of his gigantic fucking sword with both hands ;)
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
oh. I suppose I can't use it, then.
A classic beige power strip/surge protector/whatever you like to call it. It has a yellow label on it that reads "CIS MEDIA SERVICES" in black text.
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
the shmeepus
My darling daughter Bean, a black cat, is asleep on a blue and cream duvet. Various laundry surrounds her, like a folded up red shirt and a folded up black shirt. It's Bean in the same pose, but zoomed in even closer to her face. Her left (the viewer's right) yellow-green eye is ever so slightly open, and her right eye is closed, almost like she's winking. There's also some dried food on her forehead. 😭
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
lookin ass
RDJ meme where he is wearing a suit, tie and glasses and making a lightly surprised expression. There is text that reads "there are federal agents outside my house"
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
NO FUCKING WAY
Phone screenshot of the hot topic website. it's the product page for an item of clothing called "Social Collision Patches Navy Girls Jumpsuit". A model stands with their hand in the pocket of a navy short-sleeved jumpsuit with various white patches on it. the model is wearing black and white converse. Hot topic is alerting us that 20 have looked at this in the last five hours. 20 what? Anyway, this piece of clothing is on sale for 35.96
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
work
Amid a lush yellow, orange and green natural environment, a snow monkey sits on a rock, their face resting on their knees. Another snow monkey sits to their left (viewer's right), and their ruddy face is visible as they appear to be eating something. The snow monkey on the viewer's right with more food in its mouth.
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
this line often gets used by bigots but what if he was instead heralding a new and beautiful world
It's John Marston from Red Dead Redemption. He's a white dude with long dark hair, facial hair, and abundant facial scars. He has on a cute hat with a lil feather stuck in it. The (tiny-ass) captions read, "Suddenly, the world is full of "Theys"."
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
anyways just thinking of more ways to blow my life up
It's Sylvain from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. His eyes are barely open and I've edited his right hand (viewer's left) to be a hyperrealistic hand holding a jazz cigarette between the pointer finger and thumb.
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
sorry if it's not clear but i am referencing these dog shit strings of tweets
Tweet thread. @SadiqoJN asks, "Why do bash "dead-beat" dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?" Second tweet, also from SadiqoJN, reads: "Very disappointed with the replies to this thread. Attempted to spark an open discussion but people just wanna be mean :/"
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
At least they have capri sun at the poop factory
A chair is holding a laptop, a portable router, and an iPad. Amongst them, a Pacific Cooler-flavored Capri Sun sits, like an oasis in a desert.
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
i hope this means the poop factory is closed.
Oleeb in the bottom right corner of a room undergoing renovation, possibly at the poop factory. Parts of the image are pixelated.
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
me: why are they calling this guy bald when he has hair..... and lots of it
me: *GASP* H-HIS PUSSY......
Single panel of the aforementioned character, Bald, an adult guy with an eyepatch over his right eye. He also has what looks like a full head of dark hair and facial hair.
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
i love comics
It's a panel from the third chapter of Fullmetal Alchemist. Small brother Ed is climbing into a minecart while large brother Al watches him, appalled. Ed is saying, "Okay. I'm gonna do something slightly illegal now so you just look the other way for a second.", to which Al reasonably replies, "Huh!?"
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
Martin Scorscese raises both hands with his palms facing the viewer in black and white.
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
revisiting the scripture
it's me holding my copy of Fullmetal Alchemist volume one. I have black square-shaped press-ons, teehee.☆
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
and if i had the honor, my ass would be watching like this
Some old person is using opera glasses and smiling open-mouthed.
November 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
typical................
A little black cat with big yellow-green eyes and a tiny lil' nose and big ol' ears and a bald spot on her lower lip (it's her charm point!) lays atop a blue towel in a white laundry basket.
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
"WAP" is often used as a sound effect in saikano.. they couldn't have known
A panel from Saikano: The Last Love Song On This Little Planet. Glasses-wearing Shuji is patting Chise on her head. Shuji is telling Chise that she's late. Next to Chise, larger sound effect text reads "WAP".
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
It's the deep-fried, well-memed visage of Nicki Minaj beaming and using her hand to move her blue hair away from her face. There is white text that reads, "So guess who got called "miss woke" at cvs"
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
happy ween to all
Oleeb is dressed as a pervert nun for Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
this is the longest ive ever been in a church
It's Oleeb. They are sitting in church with a black face mask on and their eyes are rolling back into their head.
October 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
rereading an old fave for no particular reason :^)
Oleeb is sitting in a cathedral with a copy of Saikano: The Last Love Song On This Little Planet, for some reason.
October 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
when you're running late but your client is running further behind than you are
Ryukishi07 sprite of Beatrice grinning.
October 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM