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Mammatort
@mammatort.bsky.social
It's me, mammatort! 🐢
Look at these monkeys ❤️
August 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My fave way to spend an evening 💕
July 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Really enjoying the cinematography in the new series of Criminal Minds. So much to take in. 🙄
July 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I'm way more middle class than expected! La di dah
June 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
My list is hilarious. I'm not mad, it's just hilarious.
June 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Finished the puzzle and a piece is missing. I'm sure it has nothing to do with my helpers, nothing at all.
June 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ahhh doing a puzzle, so relaxing
June 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
This is creepy shit. Walked past the plug in in the hall, thought oh that's empty and changed it. Said out loud to myself "better buy some refills". Open instagram and first thing I see...
May 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I used to have long nails all the time in my 20s. Have been cutting them for years as I have sensory issues and they weird me out. Have managed to grow them again and I'm 1/3 delighted by my elegant lady nails, 1/3 repulsed, and 1/3 terrified by the sensation threat of breaking one.
May 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Colouring today
May 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Doing some relaxing colouring
May 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
What's this?
March 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This little beauty is being the best train passenger ever and spending a lot of time looking out of the window
March 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid. Absolute banger this. Theme tune will now be in my head all day.
March 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I just wanted to spend my lunchtime reading my book 🙄
March 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
February 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Look at how angry Bertie (right) is about having to share the footstool.
February 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Just discovered that one of these two menaces has broken into croissant packaging and eaten half a croissant. Unsure if it was Bertie (left) or Barnaby (right) - or both working together as a team.
November 27, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Nearly two years of Bertie and Barnaby ruling my house 💛
November 23, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Seen on Facebook so I don't know who to credit it to, but these two faces are the exact same colour. WEIRD
November 17, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Never heard of it so googled, what the ever living fuck is this guy
October 25, 2024 at 10:25 PM
When you're furious with mother for giving you cat toothpaste to try. So you won't sit on her lap. Even though you quite liked it. Because it's something different and different = fury.
June 20, 2024 at 8:41 PM
This is a fool proof way to pick up hunks, right?
April 16, 2024 at 9:36 AM
The cats have merged
April 5, 2024 at 9:33 PM
You just overthrew capitalism. The 10th picture in your gallery is the world’s new economic system.

I would trust this lot more tbf.
April 1, 2024 at 9:45 PM