Mayor Mamdani goes on hunger strike until the prices of the Steam Machine and Steam Frame are announced.

"This is an opportunity for Valve to pick a price point for it's gaming devices that serves the working class" says Mayor Mamdani, threatening to delete his steam account depending on pricing.

Mayor Mamdani met with Ms. Rachel in District 2 Pre-K Center today. While the mayor did not explain the reasons for the meeting, the parents of the children have reported that their Christian children have started saying they've accepted "the light of Islam" along with "free Palestine."

Mayor Mamdani threatens to perform dabke, a type of dance common in the Arab world, in solidarity with the kidnapped president of Venezuela Nicholas Maduro.

Mamdani's critiques say that performing dabke reminds the world of former dictator Sadda Hussein who also performed dabke.

Mayor Mamdani highlights the Quran that was carried by his wife, Rama Duwaji, for his swearing in Ceremony. The Arabic letters in the script are made of Aluminum and the book is plated with Gold.

Mayor Mamdani discusses plans to possibly replace the statue of liberty with this Quran.

Mayor Elect Mamdani asks Bernie Sanders to be present at his swearing in ceremony in NYC on January 1st, wearing an outfit appropriate of the era that is set to dawn on NYC.

Mayor Elect Mamdani, calls for a national freeze on memory prices, as he can no longer afford a 32 GB ram kit needed to play SimCity 3000.

Mayor Elect Mamdani, reveals the new head of the NYPD in shocking new video.

Realizing that he would be tried under Sharia Law for his crimes, Andrew Cuomo flees NYC.

An anonymous representative of the Andrew Cuomo for mayor campaign, says that the disgraced governor is considering seeking asylum in Argentina where the sitting President of the U.S. has promised him safety.

Most popular pizza shop in NYC, Joe's Pizza Broadway, shutdown and replaced with Shawarma stand.

"Similar to how Italians post WW2, made NYC feel like a city in Italy, I hope that my husband's election victory, and these shawarma stands, make NYC feel more like Damascus" says
Rama Duwaji

Developing story: An attendee of the behind closed doors meeting at the Islamic Cultural Center of New York (ICCNY), has leaked a photo of Mayor Elect Mamdani's proposed outfit change for the NYPD to the press.

In a behind closed door meeting at the Islamic Cultural Center of New York (ICCNY), Mayor Elect Mamdani reveals his true plans for NYC

Mayor Elect Mamdani, expresses desire for Hakeem Jeffries to become speaker of the Nation of Islam (NOI), if Democrats win the 2026 midterms.

"Hakeem knows better than I do, that Allah is still on the throne, and to that end I can think of no better person to lead the NOI" says Zohran Mamdani.

Rama: "Babe what are you doing"

Zohran: "I have to do Taqiyaa for the cameras, sweetheart"

While standing next to the president of the United States, Mayor Elect Zohran Mamdani announces the Islamic conquest of al Andalus following the fall of Jerusalem.

"We are currently in the planning phase of what the Islamic conquest of Spain could look like in the 21st century" says Zohran Mamdani